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I'm afraid that's me, darling 🏳️‍🌈
@ophelialoonyluv.bsky.social
31. She/her. White. Bi/Pan, anxious & neurospicy common loon. I love crossover ships, cheesy horror, Sims 4, and Vincent Price. Fiction is not reality. Trans rights are human rights. AI sucks and is killing the planet.
If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then what the *fuck* is going on here?
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I *should've known* Pennywise would make it into my word cloud. Good GOD.

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November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"Elvira's Haunted Hills" straight-up lifting lines from House of Usher is funny as fuck.

"As you're still quite unwell, I won't argue with you, and will simply note that there is no accounting for taste."
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
And, of course...
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
...h n g h.
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
H N G H.
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
@ikilledtheradi0.bsky.social Theda the alligator is my Vark/Shock.wav.
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Lay it on me.
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
"What in the 'Where's Waldo' fuck is this?"
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"She's listening to "Vogue" to screw around in Create-A-Sim. Somebody send help..."
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I had to immediately go in and fix her. I couldn't leave her like that!
November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It's not a real Sims 4 save until Christie Sigworth ages up DISASTROUSLY. Look at this poor kid and her clown mouth. Yikes.
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It gets cuter. I had Pennywise pay his estranged father, Pennywise Senior, a visit.
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
GET IT RIGHT. GODDAMN!

"Y'know I don't really care what people call me, right? Most of them just go with "It" or "HRGHBLAAA!" since that's all they can get out as they're being eaten."
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Canon? We don't need no stinking canon!
November 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"And you can't watch The Woman In Black too often because you don't like seeing those kids get hurt...but you're *not* scared of *me* and you think I'm *cute*...HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK?!?"
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"I don't think I'll ever understand how your brain works. You love me, but your least favorite part of Chapter One is, and I quote, 'what happened to Georgie.' *I* happened to Georgie."
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Am I *wrong,* though? Look at this walleyed kid-eater and tell me he doesn't look like he's one minor inconvenience away from a "Ruh-roh!" 😆
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
*unhinged Victor Frankenstein noises*

His face was my biggest concern, and I'm not worried about his scalp scars because he's gonna have hair. Does this look *awful*? Possibly. Do I care? N O.

Am I gonna totally phone in the details on the rest of his body? Damn right.
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
@frooogscream.bsky.social Did you give the Sims team permission to use your likeness?
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
It suits him! I gave my Pennywise Sim a new outfit a little while back, and I knew at least the suggestion of blood was a must!
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
...Does anybody else hear "Oranges and Lemons"?
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
And OF COURSE you've got awesome art to accompany my shitpost. Hell yeah!

That's it, Pearlywise is canon. There's Schlockluster art to back it up.
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Flicking through my screenshots...a snap of Mia Goth's tiddies was followed pretty much immediately by a *very* pleased Pennywise. Can't make this shit up.
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Here's 14-25; this was a lot of fun!

(Tw for a brief mention of suicide, but it's purely hypothetical.)
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM