Just bought mine, no hormones, vegetarian fed, no added broth, never frozen, $28.

Let ai do your taxes?

That seems like a phenomenally stupid idea.

because it's Peacock, and dumb is kinda its thing?

Yeah, I’ve never understood the fear of cooking a turkey. Mine always come out fine, even the year my oven died 1 hour in, and I had to finish it at a neighbor’s and run across the street in the rain to baste it every 30 minutes.

Now, if for $500 it also came with someone to cook the whole meal and clean up afterwards…

it would still be a lot of money

Here the rental ones are dumped everywhere, the company is supposed to retrieve them and doesn't, they'll be lying right across the ramp up onto the sidewalk.
A lot of them get dumped in the river, which makes a sort of statement, but doesn't do our water any good.