Riley
openlygator.bsky.social
Riley
@openlygator.bsky.social
I code a little, I write a little, I disassociate a lot.
It is what it is.
any pronoun’s a good pronoun 👍
Well shit, they got my ass
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I love seeing sports nutrition ads where the design and marketing seems to imply “this will either give you the energy to fight every recorded god or fucking kill you on the spot. no middle ground”
September 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Oh, a WHISK HOLDER
Ok 😅😅😅😅
Not a penet- y’know never mind
August 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Personally I’m still holding out for Brilliant Asses but a win’s a win
July 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Jesus Christ what are these Twitter ads? This is just sad.
May 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I rejected those answers. I chose the impossible. I chose… a SIDE SALAD
February 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
February 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Literally misandry #smh #riseup
February 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Ok, but why? How does a block lockout benefit Facebook users in any way?
February 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Yeah Twitter, we know
January 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
>Suggested for you
January 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
What would we do without the incredible insight of real estate agents?
January 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“Beer Pong for One” didn’t test well with focus groups I guess
January 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Not very presidential of you
December 29, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Horse. Her or Becky Apples.
December 24, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Ok sometimes Twitter is still alright lol
December 23, 2024 at 2:46 AM
We’d better do what he says. He’s a tenured professor of philosophy 🙄
December 12, 2024 at 7:52 AM
Bluesky is awesome 😍
#transrightsarehumanrights 🏳️‍⚧️
December 7, 2024 at 1:37 AM
It’s hilarious and disgusting how #Woolworths are trying to paint the warehouse workers as the villains with their stupid little signs. “We’re working hard to resolve this” - yeah, by trying to force open a striking warehouse you flogs
December 2, 2024 at 9:47 PM
But why do men pee, and everyone else wees?
#mysteries #sciencesky
November 26, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Don’t tell me Twitter is still not making money Elon 🤣
November 26, 2024 at 8:09 AM
November 20, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Damn, that is a slick Taskmaster variant
October 24, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Browsing the internet in 2024, it’s actually a challenge to find the content you visited the page for. It’s like trying to read Pickadilly Circus for the news.

Google Chrome team take note- people wouldn’t be relying so much on ad blockers if the user experience was functional without them
October 23, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Am I getting bullied by my Solitaire game? 😭
October 23, 2024 at 8:39 AM