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Fingers crossed lmao
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Fingers crossed lmao
Leave my poor WFT alone
a little boy is being interviewed by a woman with a microphone that says ktla on it
ALT: a little boy is being interviewed by a woman with a microphone that says ktla on it
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November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Leave my poor WFT alone
Glad you've got your executive assistant to help with your recovery. I hope you're back to normal soon!
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Glad you've got your executive assistant to help with your recovery. I hope you're back to normal soon!
Most delicious game of Jenga ever
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Most delicious game of Jenga ever
We don't know yet but it's probably not good. He's going to get a neurology consult and we'll go from there. I appreciate you asking ♥️
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We don't know yet but it's probably not good. He's going to get a neurology consult and we'll go from there. I appreciate you asking ♥️
Go with a bunch of lecherous people while you tell jokes and it'll improve your chances
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Go with a bunch of lecherous people while you tell jokes and it'll improve your chances
Butt stuff!!! No, wait, that didn't happen.
I did learn that day if you tell jokes while getting a dance you never know what'll happen
I did learn that day if you tell jokes while getting a dance you never know what'll happen
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Butt stuff!!! No, wait, that didn't happen.
I did learn that day if you tell jokes while getting a dance you never know what'll happen
I did learn that day if you tell jokes while getting a dance you never know what'll happen
I never got kicked out of any Baltimore strip clubs but a dancer did buy me a beer once
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I never got kicked out of any Baltimore strip clubs but a dancer did buy me a beer once
How much grape salad do you think that bad boy will hold
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
How much grape salad do you think that bad boy will hold
Yep. He's suddenly blind in one eye 😭
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Yep. He's suddenly blind in one eye 😭
Maybe there's astronauts
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Maybe there's astronauts
Oh. My. God. I thought the pics were from a store 💀
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Oh. My. God. I thought the pics were from a store 💀
I'd buy them all and wear the cow abductions for the show
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'd buy them all and wear the cow abductions for the show
That would make it even more terrifying, like you were screaming at them in german
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
That would make it even more terrifying, like you were screaming at them in german
Did you yell the phish sphere dates at them
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Did you yell the phish sphere dates at them