It's honestly very strange to engagement bait with fake facts considering there's no shortage of accessible interesting facts and media about the ancient world. Plagiarism is clearly not a concern, so why not plagiarise something factual?

> XML is obviously a format created for machines to read, not for people.

This part is absolutely not true. Xml was designed from the outset to be both human and machine readable.

Lots of applications won't accept dates going back this far. Excel's date fields only work with dates from 1900 onwards. MySQL's minimum is 1000CE. Java though will let you work with dates going back (or forward) a billion years though, using a proleptic Gregorian calendar.

This is the exact opposite of what lecturers and universities need

They shouldn't have hired the lazy budget contractor

oh no, you'll be able to unlock their phone 😱

Like many of his enemies, Justinian couldn't defeat the whale. Instead, Porphyrios brought its own reign of terror to an end. The whale beached itself, and a mob of locals struck the killing blows.