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Not that Owen Paterson.... or THAT one either...
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Dumpster-fire refugee
Elon Musk scans Bluesky for the another meme to steal....
October 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Tesla - Boer-sprung dork Technik
September 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Elon Musk is Know-Nothing-Bozo (the Non-Wonder Dog)* running round and yapping ceaselessly while his owners friends yell "Commies... Commies... Commies..."

* from Douglas Adams' "So long and thanks for all the fish."
September 21, 2025 at 9:37 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social Your Mariners history needs a new chapter....

Oh... and you still haven't done the Australia II story for "Pretty Good" (longest winning streak ever in sports history - 139 years - broken by some Aussie Battlers)
August 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Hmm yes....
May 15, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Elon Musk would piss on your feet and call it 'trickle down'
March 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Screen cap of burn through...
March 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I was cleaning the inside of the truck after the work week and noticed what seems like staples sticking through the material on the pillar/panel by the driver side seat belt.

Anyone else have this? I cannot unsee this now.
December 12, 2024 at 7:52 AM
He's making a list and checking it twice...
December 6, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Another old photoshop... this time with the source material.

(Sometimes when you're doing these you'll be giggling like a fuckwit as the process develops... this was one of those.)
November 16, 2024 at 3:31 AM
- "C'ARN..!!!!"*
- Spock has a problem with that**

* For the non-Australians "C'arn Pies" is something you'll hear at Australian Rules Football matches being yelled by the more desperate supporters... ie: supporters of the Collingwood Magpies
** For the record, I'm a tigers supporter
November 16, 2024 at 2:59 AM
More old photoshops... What is Cats anyway..?
November 16, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Another old photoshop.... fuck you donnie

"You see me as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct?...
But what we found out is that each one of us is a person... a man, a woman, a camera, and a TV."
November 16, 2024 at 1:46 AM
More of my old photoshops... fuck you donnie.

- Fly away.
November 16, 2024 at 1:44 AM
More of my old photoshops... Kissinger died.
November 16, 2024 at 1:40 AM
More of my old photoshops... more Covideo Nasties...
November 16, 2024 at 1:31 AM
More of my old 'shops...

Remembering the pandemic with Covideo Nasties....
November 16, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Decided to upload some of my old photoshops...

- Boris Johnson
- Donny Close Encounters (this is mine... there are many like it but this one is mine...)
- Maddison Cawthorn meets Bernie
- Ron and Mickey (meet calm.jpg)
November 16, 2024 at 1:23 AM
15/11/2017 - The results of the Australian Postal Referendum on gay marriage are released... 61% of the nation votes 'Yes'....
...and I make a photoshop of conservatives (and 'No' campaigners) Chris Pine and 'Ol Onion-Eater Abbot to celebrate.
November 16, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I fucking love the new Gorilla Channel....
October 30, 2024 at 10:40 AM
"What is your name...?"
October 28, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Too much..?
October 14, 2024 at 1:20 AM
So he did it again... just stole the [@]America tag that a user had been using for fourteen years....

Fuck you elmo...
October 11, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Is this "The New Norm" series I keep hearing about...?
September 19, 2024 at 8:11 AM