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TTRPG Meme Queen and Game Designer
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I want to play a game
Woman dressed as Billy the Puppet from SAW for Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Can confirm, ICE raided our neighborhood yesterday and the community immediately showed up - constant updates about what cars ICE was using and what direction they were going, people showing up to monitor school being let out, offers to pick up kids/groceries/medicine, I’m so proud of Chicago.
Sarah Lazare @sarahlazare Hard to convey how much Chicagoans are mobilizing against ICE. Don't want to downplay the harm/make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across the city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running TOWARD ICE to protect neighbors.
October 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Anyway here’s Wonderwall
I do not support all victims of gun violence, some of you bitches are very Nazis
September 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Let’s record the first live show for BITE SIZED
Woman in a “Bella where the hell have you been loca” shirt making a peace sign at a mirror
July 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Happy pride from my new gay boxing wraps

Excuse me while I find some bigots to punch
1 boxing wrap with the pride flag printed on it
June 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Ordered milkshakes during Final Destination at Alamo Drafthouse, got this back
Shake machine down :( Fate caught up to it :(
May 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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For C2E2 this year I am a basic land 💧
Woman in the color scheme of an island mana in magic the gathering, with Ugg slippers, black leggings, a blue mana shirt, a blue cardigan, a blonde wig, and Starbucks cup with a green mana logo on the front Woman in the color scheme of an island mana in magic the gathering, with Ugg slippers, black leggings, a blue mana shirt, a blue cardigan, a blonde wig, and Starbucks cup with a green mana logo on the front
April 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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The TTRPG community any time Mike Mearls opens his mouth:
March 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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How much does a sleeved bug go for on TCGPlayer?
Pink card sleeve with a bug at the bottom
February 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Throw a brick today to honor Marsha P Johnson 🏳️‍⚧️
The National Park Service Has Removed the Word "Transgender" From the Stonewall Monument Website
February 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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This is unfathomably bad
Where things stand • Federal aid pause: The White House budget office ordered a pause in grants, loans and other federal financial assistance, a sweeping move it said was necessary to bring programs in line with President Trump's priorities. It was not immediately clear which programs would be affected, although the scope could be vast. The memo said Medicare and Social Security benefits were exempt.
January 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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If you see ICE activity and want to spread the word, be sure to do it thoughtfully and efficiently. This is a great guide on what to call out.
SPREAD INFORMATION, NOT PANIC. When reporting or boosting potential threats: provide as much information as possible! Size/Strength "5 to 6 law enforcement officers" Actions/Activity "harassing random people on the street" Location/Direction "Chicago, West of Millennium Park, on Michigan Ave" Uniform/clothes "Dark Blue uniforms that say 'Police ICE' on the back" Time and date of observation "12:45 PM January 20" Equipment and weapons "They have helmets, vests and batons" Not a useful message: "URGENT!!! Potential ICE Raids on the west side!!!" "Where? When? What are they doing? How Many? What are they carrying?" USE YOUR JUDGEMENT! WE KEEP US SAFE!
January 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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My wife’s work is already removing pages on being an LGBTQ+ friendly company.

Reminder: Do not obey in advance!
Most of the power of authoritarianism is freely given. In times like these, individuals think ahead about what a more repressive government will want, and then offer themselves without being asked. A citizen who adapts in this way is teaching power what it can do.
January 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Oh my god y’all Anthem is on one.

I think they incorrectly coded some bloodwork and got charged $500. They’re like “well we work really hard to do things right and if you don’t believe me then file an appeal”

Like damn dude did you personally hand process my claim??? Are you SURE?
Blue: benefits and it says if I have a diagnostic test (ex: x-ray, blood work) that it should be $15 a visit and my deductible does not apply. So should I not have been charged for this? White: Your claim has been carefully processed according to the terms of your health plan. White: If you are not persuaded on how your claim is being processed you can file an appeal. Blue: If I'm not persuaded?
January 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Am I watching?

Uh yeah, locked in over here
Screenshot of Wolfe Glick’s YouTube video “I entered the Pokémon world championships”
January 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Chicago folks, come on out
January 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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oooOooOOOH im so scared of mister rat penis transplant
January 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Amogus
A fire extinguisher icon that looks like one of those Among Us guys
December 23, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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💖🤍🧡
Spotify Wrapped showing Good Luck, Babe by Chappell Roan was played 126 times this year
December 4, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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Weirdo
November 19, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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See, Internet friends can be real friends 💛

@mamatamago.bsky.social
November 16, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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Lesbians, tonight we steal the moon (maiden) ⚔️
November 15, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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We’re playing fuck marry kill on stream tonight for the first time please join in this chaos

Twitch.tv/OopsAllSmurph
August 1, 2023 at 12:02 AM
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The Cage
July 27, 2023 at 2:51 AM
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Makeup is ready to become the man, the myth, the legend… Nic Cage

Twitch.tv/OopsAllSmurph
July 26, 2023 at 11:59 PM