oops-all-syscalls.bsky.social
@oops-all-syscalls.bsky.social
Just a lonely tech-priest trying to learn the Lingua Technis
Good lord what a daunting model to paint
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I've never seen that trader before, where's it from?
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Penitent One? Drillhead? Upside-down ice-cream cone? All of the above simultaneously, I choose to believe.
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Thought that was Be'lakor for a sec there, with the black wings 😂
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The tentacle cape (tentacape?) is brilliant
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The scroll on the inside of the cape is genius, and the back of it has incredible decal work, love it
October 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The first is medieval fantasy, the second is sci-fi. The first also got cancelled and rebooted as Age of Sigmar, but then revived so it's now sold along its successor. Fantasy and 40k were previously closely linked, but drifted apart and are no longer canonically the same universe.
October 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
That'd be too easy! The first three are just there to lull you into a false sense of security. Then the side story floodgates open.
September 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
There's a reading order chart that guides you through the main books if you're interested! It's not up to date with the latest stuff, but AFAIK it's relatively linear from then on.

Still daunting 😅
September 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I spy with my little eye a 2nd edition Carnifex 🐛
September 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
My personal recipe is diluted PVA, then the technical paint. The less dilute, the larger the cracks, though obviously the thickness of the technical layer also has a big impact on the final texture. If the PVA and technical layers ratios are good, the flecks adhere quite well to the base, too!
September 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Is that an Anvil Industries krieger?
September 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Currently a happy celebrating stick bug. 🐛
September 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
GW are known to send you a full replacement sprue if you get in touch with customer service 🙃
September 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I think the components being in weird orders is for space optimization, but I'd really like the numbers to be sequential so I know where to look 😭
September 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
What a cosy setting.
September 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Nevermind, it's part of the model. 😂
September 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Looks amazing, is that text a decal?
September 1, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The stippled (?) tubing looks great!
August 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Nice base, cork?
August 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I love the frayed cloth on the cape
August 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Jagus ART on Youtube has a playlist with build orders for each faction, even a single one for early game would probably put you miles ahead!
August 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I hate to be the one to tell you, but you're now eating on your hobby table.
August 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If they don't like them, try greater daemon names. "Oh, I put it next to the Shim'dre'lex'kazar, Exalted Lord of Change."
August 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Other orky things are written the way an ork would (rokkit launcha, Killa Kans, etc), so it sort of suits? IRL I presume it's for copyright or some other un-orky reason.
August 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM