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My trainer saw my note on IG and started laughing at me when I walked in this morning. I showed him the estimate and that nigga quickly stopped laughing lmaoo. He went straight to problem solving talking about “Go to the Jiffy Lube up the street and drop my name” lmaooo 💀
January 23, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations

See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
January 22, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Why does Michael Rapaport eat like that?! 😭
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 AM
If DT was any other senior citizen, there would be nursing staff passing him his “happy” pills in a paper cup every time he has these outbursts. There needs to be an age cap for these government officials.
January 21, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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WAY too many men think a vasectomy is getting their balls cut off.
January 21, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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I’m so tired of paywalls on news articles.
January 21, 2026 at 5:29 PM
BITCH the amount of work they’re trying to do cost about as much as the car’s worth 😭 lmaoooo
January 21, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I keep saying that I should have my detailer drop my car off when I need it serviced because they wouldn’t take advantage of him like they do me.
January 21, 2026 at 4:09 PM
And was quick to say they have payment plans with interest! As soon as he sends me these estimates I’m texting my grandpa (as I always do lol 💁🏾‍♀️).
January 21, 2026 at 4:09 PM
They LOVE taking advantage of women at these dealerships/mechanics smhhh
January 21, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I was outside for just five minutes, and now my fingers are cold, red, and in pain 😩
January 21, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I might have to go grocery shopping for next week sometime after work this week because I know it’s going to be hell on Saturday due to this potential snowstorm smh
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Why do I want a half smoke?? It’s been over two decades since I’ve had one 😅
January 19, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.
Dr. Gladys West, Mathematician Whose Work Made GPS Possible, Dies at 95
ALEXANDRIA, VA — Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She passed away
thezebra.org
January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
*absolute silence *

Me: NEVER ENDING MIDNIGHT SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
a man is standing in a room wearing a bulls jersey and shorts .
Alt: a boy is standing in a room wearing a bulls jersey and shorts rocking his hips.
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I flirt to overcome social anxiety. If you’re flirting with me because you’re interested, you’ll have to be direct lol
January 17, 2026 at 11:51 PM
As much as I flirt, you would think I would be good at detecting when people flirt with me 🙃 lol
January 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Coming up with meals every week is becoming a task smhh
January 17, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Wanting to read this Washington Post article but of course it’s under a paywall smh
January 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
It seems like my source of entertainment this year is going to be books and movies because buying concert tickets is, and has been, dumb af. F- you Ticketmaster, Seat Geek, Live Nation, StubHub, and wherever else you can get tickets 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾
January 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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$20 for 10 hours of non-service. People prolly missed job call backs, emergency calls, IMPORTANT calls......and they wanna knock off $20.

TRASH
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
First book of 2026 is done ✅
January 15, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Idk why I even bother with presale anymore 😪
January 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM
As a person who loves fruit that most people don’t like (e.g., honeydew, cantaloupe, blueberries, etc.), my eyes light up when I see a fruit tray/platter because that means more fruit for me 😂
January 14, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Claudette Colvin, whose refusal to move seats on a segregated bus helped spark the civil rights movement, dies at 86.
January 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM