"hi instead of more re7 would you like half an re7 and half an re4, Again brought to you by porsche(tm) hamilton(tm)? would you like a pepsi brand first aid spray (:"

"oh i'm sorry did you want a tightly paced horror game that can mostly stand on its own? do you want to make e l p i s cry"

like i guess the nice way to put it is that it feels like 'oh this is a gateway drug to messy feelingsy games for people who have only ever played a really specific flavor of d+d so maybe it isn't For me' but

i just keep going 'this could've been so much more interesting ;;' as i read through it ig