Tongue razors.. "You go slip into something black. I'll go shave my tongue".
January 28, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Tongue razors.. "You go slip into something black. I'll go shave my tongue".
America forces will never win the 'hearts and minds' of Canadians, nor indeed any European country.
January 21, 2026 at 12:39 PM
America forces will never win the 'hearts and minds' of Canadians, nor indeed any European country.
If positions were reversed and NATO decided to annexe Mar-a-Lago and reclaim a couple of golf courses in Scotland, Trump would order the CIA to carry out assassinations of NATO heads, claiming it would be more cost-effective than tariffs.
January 19, 2026 at 10:15 PM
If positions were reversed and NATO decided to annexe Mar-a-Lago and reclaim a couple of golf courses in Scotland, Trump would order the CIA to carry out assassinations of NATO heads, claiming it would be more cost-effective than tariffs.
I bet he just calls them 'babe' or 'darling'.
January 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I bet he just calls them 'babe' or 'darling'.
Denmark should seize Mar-a-Lago, claiming they need it.
January 7, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Denmark should seize Mar-a-Lago, claiming they need it.
That reminds me of "The wonderful world of Disney" growing up!
January 2, 2026 at 1:25 PM
That reminds me of "The wonderful world of Disney" growing up!
Yep, I seem to remember the first thing he did on taking up his role was to fire the Chairman of the Ethics Committee, so that no one could investigate his corruption.
December 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Yep, I seem to remember the first thing he did on taking up his role was to fire the Chairman of the Ethics Committee, so that no one could investigate his corruption.
Once you start down that route, they've got you by the short and curlies (also extra).
December 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Once you start down that route, they've got you by the short and curlies (also extra).
I would have thought he would insist on Tannenberg..
December 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I would have thought he would insist on Tannenberg..
That'll be next - MAGA spying on Dem neighbours.
And right there goes any chance of me getting into America (not that I'd want to)
And right there goes any chance of me getting into America (not that I'd want to)
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
That'll be next - MAGA spying on Dem neighbours.
And right there goes any chance of me getting into America (not that I'd want to)
And right there goes any chance of me getting into America (not that I'd want to)
Isn't that a distress signal? Blink twice if you agree
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Isn't that a distress signal? Blink twice if you agree
I find the themed weeks always cause upsets - an unsuitable song / costume mix plays a major part in causing a favourite to depart. Many examples over the years - Aston Merrygold being a notable one.
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I find the themed weeks always cause upsets - an unsuitable song / costume mix plays a major part in causing a favourite to depart. Many examples over the years - Aston Merrygold being a notable one.
Or made to wear blackface and carry a loaded bag of snacks..
October 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Or made to wear blackface and carry a loaded bag of snacks..
One won't even need an ebike to escape their clutches.
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
One won't even need an ebike to escape their clutches.
Especially ironic when Conservatives genetically have their sense of humour excised at birth.
October 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Especially ironic when Conservatives genetically have their sense of humour excised at birth.
I would hazard a guess online votes will be skewed younger - digital-only tends (still) to exclude the older viewers. That alone may well mean slightly less racist voting. We'll find out soon enough!
September 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I would hazard a guess online votes will be skewed younger - digital-only tends (still) to exclude the older viewers. That alone may well mean slightly less racist voting. We'll find out soon enough!
He has a position of power within the BBC - he seemingly gets unlimited airtime, when other, larger parties get almost zero coverage (LibDem, Green)
September 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
He has a position of power within the BBC - he seemingly gets unlimited airtime, when other, larger parties get almost zero coverage (LibDem, Green)
I agree. One family of 3rd generation farmers on the South Downs overjoyed when, for example, Red Kites came back to their land after they'd carried out a huge amount of work creating better environments for wildlife and wildflower diversity. A lot of time, effort and money..
August 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I agree. One family of 3rd generation farmers on the South Downs overjoyed when, for example, Red Kites came back to their land after they'd carried out a huge amount of work creating better environments for wildlife and wildflower diversity. A lot of time, effort and money..
Sorry to hear that. Sadly, I'd already guessed that bit. I'm sure it's similar here in the UK. Certainly the people I see eating out tend to be either at v cheap pubs with 'pensioner specials' or decent restaurants with still-reasonably-affluent GenX's
August 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Sorry to hear that. Sadly, I'd already guessed that bit. I'm sure it's similar here in the UK. Certainly the people I see eating out tend to be either at v cheap pubs with 'pensioner specials' or decent restaurants with still-reasonably-affluent GenX's
Asking from the UK - would any of this be partially due to Canadians 'elbows up' and not visiting US?
August 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Asking from the UK - would any of this be partially due to Canadians 'elbows up' and not visiting US?
Those 'able-bodied workers' will all suddenly develop bone spurs
July 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Those 'able-bodied workers' will all suddenly develop bone spurs
There should only be 3 'Chuck's allowed in the history of the world. They are Chuck Yeager, Chuck Norris and Chuck Berry. All others should be Charles.
July 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
There should only be 3 'Chuck's allowed in the history of the world. They are Chuck Yeager, Chuck Norris and Chuck Berry. All others should be Charles.
As a Brit looking on and seeing all those guns owned by people who will absolutely need Medicaid, the interviewer should be asking "Are you willing to bet your life on that answer?"
July 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
As a Brit looking on and seeing all those guns owned by people who will absolutely need Medicaid, the interviewer should be asking "Are you willing to bet your life on that answer?"