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Trying to be less online.
Here, somehow.
I'm the sous chef of a pretty bonkers (good way) spot and mostly post about work.
Here, somehow.
I'm the sous chef of a pretty bonkers (good way) spot and mostly post about work.
We are the same age. I didn't post this earlier because I thought I looked like shit.
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We are the same age. I didn't post this earlier because I thought I looked like shit.
The cat mechanic called me to move Kismet's appointment from today to next month, which will save a few hundred bucks and him a car ride.
But I already drugged his ass, so he is about to be VERY confused.
Picture unrelated. He's just a handsome boy.
But I already drugged his ass, so he is about to be VERY confused.
Picture unrelated. He's just a handsome boy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The cat mechanic called me to move Kismet's appointment from today to next month, which will save a few hundred bucks and him a car ride.
But I already drugged his ass, so he is about to be VERY confused.
Picture unrelated. He's just a handsome boy.
But I already drugged his ass, so he is about to be VERY confused.
Picture unrelated. He's just a handsome boy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I thought customers were bad, then I watched the hummingbirds lose their shit over the feeder being down for refill for 15 minutes.
Like, excuse me small sir, are you demanding a refund, or?
Like, excuse me small sir, are you demanding a refund, or?
October 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I thought customers were bad, then I watched the hummingbirds lose their shit over the feeder being down for refill for 15 minutes.
Like, excuse me small sir, are you demanding a refund, or?
Like, excuse me small sir, are you demanding a refund, or?
I love my neighborhood: this was on my porch today. PIRC here is Portland Immigration Rigjts Coalition, not the chess move.
Also, it's a PRETTY NICE whistle.
Also, it's a PRETTY NICE whistle.
October 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I love my neighborhood: this was on my porch today. PIRC here is Portland Immigration Rigjts Coalition, not the chess move.
Also, it's a PRETTY NICE whistle.
Also, it's a PRETTY NICE whistle.
Welcome back, rain.
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Welcome back, rain.
Good morning.
Kiz calls dibs on first shower. He takes forever.
Kiz calls dibs on first shower. He takes forever.
October 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Good morning.
Kiz calls dibs on first shower. He takes forever.
Kiz calls dibs on first shower. He takes forever.
It's interesting times out there. May you find a space to be as cozy and warm as Juniper.
October 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It's interesting times out there. May you find a space to be as cozy and warm as Juniper.
When both partners cook professionally, the date nights get rad
September 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
When both partners cook professionally, the date nights get rad
Because I love my cat, he is indoor-only. Except, until today, I'd take him outside on a lead and harness, and here we are once the boy peacefully sniffed the neighbor cat for a second.
September 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Because I love my cat, he is indoor-only. Except, until today, I'd take him outside on a lead and harness, and here we are once the boy peacefully sniffed the neighbor cat for a second.
I mean, observe the half-eaten glory.
September 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I mean, observe the half-eaten glory.
Smol and Lorge at a temporary peace.
September 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Smol and Lorge at a temporary peace.
My giant cat has been turning into a major cuddle bug as he leaves his velociraptor phase, but he is a giant so I occasionally get to wake up at 5:30a.m. with a 15 pound cat lounging across my neck.
I love him so much, he's so dumb.
Here's a picture of him thrilled Violet isn't kicking him out.
I love him so much, he's so dumb.
Here's a picture of him thrilled Violet isn't kicking him out.
September 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
My giant cat has been turning into a major cuddle bug as he leaves his velociraptor phase, but he is a giant so I occasionally get to wake up at 5:30a.m. with a 15 pound cat lounging across my neck.
I love him so much, he's so dumb.
Here's a picture of him thrilled Violet isn't kicking him out.
I love him so much, he's so dumb.
Here's a picture of him thrilled Violet isn't kicking him out.
I asked Kismet if he's mad at me and he hid in a bag.
September 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I asked Kismet if he's mad at me and he hid in a bag.
Violet is the hardest cat of the three to get pictures of because either she's asleep or a blur, but occasionally she poses and she is majestic.
September 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Violet is the hardest cat of the three to get pictures of because either she's asleep or a blur, but occasionally she poses and she is majestic.
Sometimes my cat zonks out so deeply that - like a sleeping toddler - you can just pick him up and carry him around.
Inevitably, he ends up reflexively biting me when I put him down somewhere, usually his bed.
He's the sweetest magnificent adorable idiot baby jerk.
Inevitably, he ends up reflexively biting me when I put him down somewhere, usually his bed.
He's the sweetest magnificent adorable idiot baby jerk.
September 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Sometimes my cat zonks out so deeply that - like a sleeping toddler - you can just pick him up and carry him around.
Inevitably, he ends up reflexively biting me when I put him down somewhere, usually his bed.
He's the sweetest magnificent adorable idiot baby jerk.
Inevitably, he ends up reflexively biting me when I put him down somewhere, usually his bed.
He's the sweetest magnificent adorable idiot baby jerk.
Tank yew, @roryblank.bsky.social now how much can I pay to get a print of the guy who shot himself into hell?
August 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Tank yew, @roryblank.bsky.social now how much can I pay to get a print of the guy who shot himself into hell?
Bonus Juniper with her jet ears on
August 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Bonus Juniper with her jet ears on
Kitties, one smol, one large.
Violet is actually a perfectly normal-sized cat, she just lives with giants.
Violet is actually a perfectly normal-sized cat, she just lives with giants.
August 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Kitties, one smol, one large.
Violet is actually a perfectly normal-sized cat, she just lives with giants.
Violet is actually a perfectly normal-sized cat, she just lives with giants.
Communicate your needs.
Also, my cat needs kittens.
Also, my cat needs kittens.
August 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Communicate your needs.
Also, my cat needs kittens.
Also, my cat needs kittens.
This empanada place stamps its dough with what the filling is.
These are oxtail.
These are oxtail.
August 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This empanada place stamps its dough with what the filling is.
These are oxtail.
These are oxtail.
Here, look at this boy.
August 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Here, look at this boy.
Yeah! Grey/white shorthair tabby. There are parks nearby with packs of feral cats. Something had to have happened to his mom because the same time he showed up at my house, a few of his assumed littermates did as well at other homes.
I walk around my neighborhood and I see them, fed & happy.
I walk around my neighborhood and I see them, fed & happy.
August 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Yeah! Grey/white shorthair tabby. There are parks nearby with packs of feral cats. Something had to have happened to his mom because the same time he showed up at my house, a few of his assumed littermates did as well at other homes.
I walk around my neighborhood and I see them, fed & happy.
I walk around my neighborhood and I see them, fed & happy.
Look at this tiny little bean (who weighs 15 pounds and whose vet says could stand to gain another pound)
Kismet says zzzzz
Kismet says zzzzz
August 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Look at this tiny little bean (who weighs 15 pounds and whose vet says could stand to gain another pound)
Kismet says zzzzz
Kismet says zzzzz
He caught a wasp and is now indoors upset about all the stung parts.
I don't think he'll swell up or anything but he's twitching about his foot (nothing left in it) and TORE ME UP when I dragged him inside.
I don't think he'll swell up or anything but he's twitching about his foot (nothing left in it) and TORE ME UP when I dragged him inside.
July 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
He caught a wasp and is now indoors upset about all the stung parts.
I don't think he'll swell up or anything but he's twitching about his foot (nothing left in it) and TORE ME UP when I dragged him inside.
I don't think he'll swell up or anything but he's twitching about his foot (nothing left in it) and TORE ME UP when I dragged him inside.