I think the plot-hole pickers really come out when it is _mostly_ right but there's just a few bits that they're all AAHHHAAAAAAA YOU FOOOOOOL but truly the only way you do Bond now is just to just cast all fucks to the wind. Fuck shit up.

How to properly adjust one's monocle when one catches a glance of a Lady's ankles.

Poke it in through the holes, then put your foot back in. Bo-clog-nese.

Does insta think I need to look like a waxwork in a shit museum about life 10000 years ago

Can't be flying those new fangled jet planes, I've seen the news

I'm on one of these miracles with ceiling fans as engines, so the whole plane now stinks of duty free perfume samples.

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Jeees, that right there is the terrible opinion of a reply guy.

I always look a bit like I could do with more sleep these days, it's not my best phase, it's not going to get better. Enjoy my "rough as balls" selfie era.

Yup... Very painless.

Here he is

FUCK YEAH!

Sweater Weather it is not, unless you're referring to me, the sweater

I am TOO WARM, this is gross, hate it

[I set up a google alert YEARS ago, I'm sure there was a good reason, probably vanity idk]