he won’t leave me alone

well if it's the last backdrop i'm ever able to buy for cheap, at least it had personality

clearly he saw the photo i took of @imleor.bsky.social for @chicagoreader.com back in 2019 🍩

big shiny balls dot com is the only email newsletter i ever want to read. new color? light purple? fantastic. nothing else is going on.

last saved celebrity photo is your therapist…

Yes, this tracks perfectly

hello i'm doing another portrait day 3/16 (less likely to be snow-postponed) and wrote a thing about why i was calling them "headshots" but i felt that sounded too business-y. Anyway 3/16, 2pm-8pm appointments on the half hour, $100 for 2 retouched photos of your choice, message me to schedule

among all of the chaos, i’m doing a quickie headshot evening next week, Wednesday February 12. $100, 20 minutes, 2 retouched photos. at my studio in west Humboldt Park. hit me up to schedule, on the half hour from 3pm-8pm. something like these examples but these are all about 5 min and unretouched!

my side in every conversation i’m having with friends in straight relationships this week