like in the very least bowser jr doesn't need disgusting hyper realistic eyes masquerading as dot eyes, come ON

we're missing out on an incredible The Peanuts Movie style near-perfect representation of Mario on the big screen and it hurts my soul

This was my end of a trade with @izaiah.bsky.social , who wanted to see something featuring both designs of a certain researcher!

Not a fan of view obstructing towels and rocks and such? You can find spicy versions at the usual places, available to any tier.

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