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still got that new smell
Recession indicator
October 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
For a while I hadn’t quite been able to nail down what David Zaslav reminds me of until an intrusive thought hit me with “corporate Donkey Kong”
May 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I am both full and woke
May 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
March 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hayao Miyzaki is currently on his way to Sam Altman’s residence with a loaded gun
March 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Imagine running an entertainment news organization during a moment where a newly minted Oscar-winning director has become a political prisoner and victim of a hate crime and this is the story that gets the digital pedestal
March 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
March 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Everywhere I go I think of Him (Harry Dean Stanton)
March 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Folks, it’s time to start laying our own eggs
March 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Tfw decorum dies
February 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
These outfits are supremely John Goodman coded
February 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Good to know that CAA is totally cool with genocide
February 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
same energy
February 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
bring back american heroes like this
January 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
maybe 2025 won’t be that bad

2025:
January 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This one’s on the house
January 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
bugs bunny reaching from inside a jail cell while also trying not to wake up a sleeping guard-ass keys
January 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
that’s what I’m saying bro
January 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
got stopped by the headphone inspector
December 31, 2024 at 4:50 AM
an enemy: you are so cooked

me: (proudly accepting) that’s fine
December 30, 2024 at 3:47 AM