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"nine negroni flips is too many. tested that. still drink them, so not too too many."
January 16, 2026 at 7:12 AM
"nine negroni flips is too many. tested that. still drink them, so not too too many."
"ready is a state of mind."
January 16, 2026 at 7:11 AM
"ready is a state of mind."
"what's the stupidest thing that happened today?" "my boss started talking"
January 15, 2026 at 1:22 AM
"what's the stupidest thing that happened today?" "my boss started talking"
"and the number of times people have welcomed me to the thunderdome has me looking up what exactly that is. it's gonna be a great year."
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
"and the number of times people have welcomed me to the thunderdome has me looking up what exactly that is. it's gonna be a great year."
"whats the point of a company holiday party if there's no vodka"
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
"whats the point of a company holiday party if there's no vodka"
"that was a really stressful time for you. i'm going to be thinking vengeful thoughts for a while" "that's one of the sweetest things you've ever said"
December 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"that was a really stressful time for you. i'm going to be thinking vengeful thoughts for a while" "that's one of the sweetest things you've ever said"
"that's not an ask, just let us know if you are dying any time soon."
December 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"that's not an ask, just let us know if you are dying any time soon."
"how are you doing?" "welcome to the jungle!" "i never worry about you but it's polite to ask."
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"how are you doing?" "welcome to the jungle!" "i never worry about you but it's polite to ask."
"i'll explore both options and will figure out which one pisses me off the least."
December 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"i'll explore both options and will figure out which one pisses me off the least."
"if they're not on the list, we can't really say no."
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"if they're not on the list, we can't really say no."
"by 'can i put this in your car,' i mean, i am putting this in your car."
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
"by 'can i put this in your car,' i mean, i am putting this in your car."
"the gift isn't in the answer, it's in the question."
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"the gift isn't in the answer, it's in the question."
"if you want it any louder, you need better gear."
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"if you want it any louder, you need better gear."
"i feel like the laugh, the cackle, was warranted." "i feel the cackle in my soul."
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"i feel like the laugh, the cackle, was warranted." "i feel the cackle in my soul."
"i love invoices. it's like adult venmo."
October 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"i love invoices. it's like adult venmo."
"you look happy!" "so do you! it's novel."
October 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"you look happy!" "so do you! it's novel."
"is she staying as a cinnamon roll for the rest ... ?"
October 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"is she staying as a cinnamon roll for the rest ... ?"
"you can suffer or you can learn. i learned."
October 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
"you can suffer or you can learn. i learned."
"new orleans is the vegas i didn't know i loved."
October 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
"new orleans is the vegas i didn't know i loved."
😭//😂//☠️
September 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
😭//😂//☠️
"i was never concerned about the product, just the vibe."
September 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
"i was never concerned about the product, just the vibe."
"i hate to tell you, there's nothing good there."
September 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"i hate to tell you, there's nothing good there."
"i call it the misery catharsis. if you are already overwhelmed, what's a little more?"
September 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
"i call it the misery catharsis. if you are already overwhelmed, what's a little more?"
"it's that feeling where you're like, someone should fix this, and then you realize, it me. that's my job. i'm it."
September 1, 2025 at 10:07 AM
"it's that feeling where you're like, someone should fix this, and then you realize, it me. that's my job. i'm it."
"you have a look about you... the thousand yard stare of death."
August 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"you have a look about you... the thousand yard stare of death."