Stringy
@onlystringy.bsky.social
Bit of this, bit of that. Security Architect. Always trying, often failing, to be a better person. Tech, InfoSec, football (MCFC), beer, two kids. Priorities not necessarily in that order.
Special offer of five cans of Carling for SIXTEEN POUNDS AND TWENTY FIVE PENCE. Hells teeth…
August 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Special offer of five cans of Carling for SIXTEEN POUNDS AND TWENTY FIVE PENCE. Hells teeth…
Shit. Here we go… <laughs nervously>
June 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Shit. Here we go… <laughs nervously>
I’m pretty sure this (and… <gestures at everything>) is how The Handmaid’s Tale starts… 👀
June 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I’m pretty sure this (and… <gestures at everything>) is how The Handmaid’s Tale starts… 👀
Once again @the-daily-mash.bsky.social has it spot on 🤣
June 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Once again @the-daily-mash.bsky.social has it spot on 🤣
Home nice and early and don’t have to listen to more of his songs. I’d be absolutely buzzing.
May 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Home nice and early and don’t have to listen to more of his songs. I’d be absolutely buzzing.
Original post: patuleia.eu/@bruno/11451...
May 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Original post: patuleia.eu/@bruno/11451...
“Say the line, Bart.”
May 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“Say the line, Bart.”
Watching Lahore v Quetta in the PSL. Nowt else on worth watching, is there?
May 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Watching Lahore v Quetta in the PSL. Nowt else on worth watching, is there?
Ok, Trump. Now you’ve gone TOO FAR.
April 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Ok, Trump. Now you’ve gone TOO FAR.
Shed update:
YUUUUURRRRRSSSS
YUUUUURRRRRSSSS
April 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Shed update:
YUUUUURRRRRSSSS
YUUUUURRRRRSSSS
Obligatory “How’s your Monday going?” holiday photo.
April 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Obligatory “How’s your Monday going?” holiday photo.
Up the Mallorca blues.
April 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Up the Mallorca blues.
Olympic Rings was my first project. Nailed it 👌🏼
March 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Olympic Rings was my first project. Nailed it 👌🏼
Possibly my nerdiest thing ever (it’s a high bar) but I’ve always wanted to be able to solve a Rubik’s cube. So I’m learning. So close.
March 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Possibly my nerdiest thing ever (it’s a high bar) but I’ve always wanted to be able to solve a Rubik’s cube. So I’m learning. So close.
Me too, cargo ship, me too.
March 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Me too, cargo ship, me too.
30+ years on, I still can’t see or say the words “Lake Titicaca” without thinking of this.
March 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
30+ years on, I still can’t see or say the words “Lake Titicaca” without thinking of this.
Preferable to some of the passengers I’ve sat next to on flights over the years tbh.
February 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Preferable to some of the passengers I’ve sat next to on flights over the years tbh.
