Bill C.
@onlyabill.bsky.social
Eternally not made of paper, but somehow about as boring.
Not even a little, IMO.
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Not even a little, IMO.
...yeah, this definitely qualifies...
a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
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November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
...yeah, this definitely qualifies...
Can we just skip to him being referred to only as a gold ring or something?
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Can we just skip to him being referred to only as a gold ring or something?
A recurring thought of mine holds: they all want to be Gul Dukat so much it hurts (see below), and they can't quite get there and/or keep messing it up because they suck so much. This probably applies more to the terminally online wing of the admin, but still...
October 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
A recurring thought of mine holds: they all want to be Gul Dukat so much it hurts (see below), and they can't quite get there and/or keep messing it up because they suck so much. This probably applies more to the terminally online wing of the admin, but still...
Not a writer (except in my head), but I fail to see the problem...
October 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Not a writer (except in my head), but I fail to see the problem...
Well, now, you're pretty much contractually obligated to go all the way there...
July 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Well, now, you're pretty much contractually obligated to go all the way there...
This presumably has also led your wife to ensure you never get to play Death Stranding 2.
July 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This presumably has also led your wife to ensure you never get to play Death Stranding 2.
They also tear at said souls, if not occasionally obliterating one or two or a thousand along the way.
June 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
They also tear at said souls, if not occasionally obliterating one or two or a thousand along the way.
It's Amazon MGM at this point. Don't rule it out.
June 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It's Amazon MGM at this point. Don't rule it out.
I'm still of a mind that various folks will eventually back the hell up a la Dubya, but if pattern and general history hold...the proverbial damage will have been done. And this time I'm going to find it pretty damn hard to say anything other than "You got what you wanted."
March 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm still of a mind that various folks will eventually back the hell up a la Dubya, but if pattern and general history hold...the proverbial damage will have been done. And this time I'm going to find it pretty damn hard to say anything other than "You got what you wanted."
It's still somewhat cold comfort, though, to know that these folks are basically doing this. I'll TAKE it, but still.
a man in a striped shirt is sitting in a car with his mouth open
Alt: Paranoia: when you see enemies everywhere. Even when you can't see them.
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February 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It's still somewhat cold comfort, though, to know that these folks are basically doing this. I'll TAKE it, but still.
It's probably still the most acceptable level of ride-or-die relationship without going full prestige series protagonist/antagonist.
February 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
It's probably still the most acceptable level of ride-or-die relationship without going full prestige series protagonist/antagonist.
Perhaps oddly, it's 2025 and I can't even be weirded out by that right now. If he was down, and she was down, and nothing was being hurt except the occasional passerby's eyeballs...they were grown. Have at it, y'all.
a man wearing a grey shirt that says peloton
Alt: a man wearing a grey shirt that says peloton
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February 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Perhaps oddly, it's 2025 and I can't even be weirded out by that right now. If he was down, and she was down, and nothing was being hurt except the occasional passerby's eyeballs...they were grown. Have at it, y'all.
...yeah, I regret pretty much nothing.
February 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
...yeah, I regret pretty much nothing.
One of my recurring go-tos, in that "I mean..." sense.
January 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
One of my recurring go-tos, in that "I mean..." sense.
About two hours after AI replaces the C-suite guys.
January 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
About two hours after AI replaces the C-suite guys.
[Cut to a long shot of a monkey's paw nestled in velvet in a small wooden case. Long zoom out to show the case is on a table, in a room, at the end of a hallway inside Melania's NYC home. The entire scene is accompanied by James Horner's recurring dundun-dadadadadun drum riff.]
January 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
[Cut to a long shot of a monkey's paw nestled in velvet in a small wooden case. Long zoom out to show the case is on a table, in a room, at the end of a hallway inside Melania's NYC home. The entire scene is accompanied by James Horner's recurring dundun-dadadadadun drum riff.]