Chuck Groundhog
@only-si-chuck.bsky.social
Artist In Residence - Staten Island Zoo. Licensed Pet Therapist (LPT, Hunter College)
Billboard: Robert Kennedy Jr. has released his first album. It’s called Nails Against The Blackboard.
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Billboard: Robert Kennedy Jr. has released his first album. It’s called Nails Against The Blackboard.
Breaking: Bus driver Ralph Kamden says he is moving out of NYC now that Mamdani is becoming mayor.
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Breaking: Bus driver Ralph Kamden says he is moving out of NYC now that Mamdani is becoming mayor.
Just In: Trump finally signs for the release of the Epstein files.
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Just In: Trump finally signs for the release of the Epstein files.
Trump’s Book Club Selection:
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Trump’s Book Club Selection:
Did you hear that Trump removed Biden’s portrait from the White House & replaced it with an autopen? Well, the FBI replaced Kash Patel’s portrait with the one below.
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Did you hear that Trump removed Biden’s portrait from the White House & replaced it with an autopen? Well, the FBI replaced Kash Patel’s portrait with the one below.
Walmart: Our Thanksgiving dinner cost only $25.
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Walmart: Our Thanksgiving dinner cost only $25.
I just realized that it doesn’t make sense why the employees at Progressive Insurance wear aprons.
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I just realized that it doesn’t make sense why the employees at Progressive Insurance wear aprons.
My new cookbook, To Serve Man, is coming out next week.
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
My new cookbook, To Serve Man, is coming out next week.
Just In: Expert witness takes the stand in Sandwich Guy trial.
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Just In: Expert witness takes the stand in Sandwich Guy trial.
Just In: Danny DeVito heads to DC to testify on behalf of Sandwich Guy.
DeVito: Everyone knows that a sandwich is only a physical threat when it’s a meatball on sourdough.
DeVito: Everyone knows that a sandwich is only a physical threat when it’s a meatball on sourdough.
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Just In: Danny DeVito heads to DC to testify on behalf of Sandwich Guy.
DeVito: Everyone knows that a sandwich is only a physical threat when it’s a meatball on sourdough.
DeVito: Everyone knows that a sandwich is only a physical threat when it’s a meatball on sourdough.
Photo: After Mamdani win, rich people are spotted leaving New York.
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Photo: After Mamdani win, rich people are spotted leaving New York.
Photo: Rich people spotted fleeing NYC after Mamdani win.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Photo: Rich people spotted fleeing NYC after Mamdani win.
Photo: Another endorsement for Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Photo: Another endorsement for Andrew Cuomo.
Alexa: Don’t ask me anything today. I have a headache.
October 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Alexa: Don’t ask me anything today. I have a headache.
Just In: One of the stars of The Simpsons has endorsed Curtis Sliwa for NYC Mayor.
October 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Just In: One of the stars of The Simpsons has endorsed Curtis Sliwa for NYC Mayor.
And the winner of the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize goes to Portland Clarinet Player!!!!!
October 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
And the winner of the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize goes to Portland Clarinet Player!!!!!
Photo: Airports are refusing to run videos featuring Kristi Noem.
October 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Photo: Airports are refusing to run videos featuring Kristi Noem.
🎶 (Tune to Young Americans)
All night
They are the young Republicans
Young Republicans, young Republicans
Hitler’s bright
Young Republicans, young Republicans
All night
They are the young Republicans
Young Republicans, young Republicans
Hitler’s bright
Young Republicans, young Republicans
October 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
🎶 (Tune to Young Americans)
All night
They are the young Republicans
Young Republicans, young Republicans
Hitler’s bright
Young Republicans, young Republicans
All night
They are the young Republicans
Young Republicans, young Republicans
Hitler’s bright
Young Republicans, young Republicans
Listen, I have a plan. We have Chris Hayes, instead of Mike Johnson, swear in Adelita Grijalva. No one would be the wiser.
October 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Listen, I have a plan. We have Chris Hayes, instead of Mike Johnson, swear in Adelita Grijalva. No one would be the wiser.
🎶
Don’t cry for me, Argentina
I sent you 40 billion dollars
So you can continue
Have someone like me
Control your country
And build a ballroom.
(I’m working on it.)
Don’t cry for me, Argentina
I sent you 40 billion dollars
So you can continue
Have someone like me
Control your country
And build a ballroom.
(I’m working on it.)
October 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
🎶
Don’t cry for me, Argentina
I sent you 40 billion dollars
So you can continue
Have someone like me
Control your country
And build a ballroom.
(I’m working on it.)
Don’t cry for me, Argentina
I sent you 40 billion dollars
So you can continue
Have someone like me
Control your country
And build a ballroom.
(I’m working on it.)
Just In: Trump signs Executive Order banning umbrellas.
“They are a public hazard,” said Trump.
“They are a public hazard,” said Trump.
October 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Just In: Trump signs Executive Order banning umbrellas.
“They are a public hazard,” said Trump.
“They are a public hazard,” said Trump.
Diane Keaton in her most famous role on Love American Style, with Monte Markham.
October 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Diane Keaton in her most famous role on Love American Style, with Monte Markham.
Breaking: This video of Kristi Noem, playing in airports, blames Democrats for the shutdown.
October 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Breaking: This video of Kristi Noem, playing in airports, blames Democrats for the shutdown.
Today in Portland, Ore:
🎶
Who will buy my plywood windows…
🎶
Who will buy my plywood windows…
October 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Today in Portland, Ore:
🎶
Who will buy my plywood windows…
🎶
Who will buy my plywood windows…