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Yes, the praying mantis part is great.
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A ★½ review of Dracula 3D (2012)
I seriously considered, from just the opening titles alone, that Argento may have endeavored in this movie to create an incredibly convincing "modern schlock B movie" incorporating both elements of cl...
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January 21, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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We'll never have an actor like Charles Laughton ever again.
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A ★★★★ review of The Big Clock (1948)
One of the more chipper/jokey noir thrillers of the era despite how gravely some of the players perform it here, mainly due to the absurd premise meaning that it almost has to lend itself to humor. Ra...
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January 19, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Severance ripped from this movie.
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A ★★★½ review of Egg (2005)
A truly bizarre microbudget (kind of) sci-fi/horror/comedy/??? thing where the most strange aspect is that despite the artsy & stylistic presentation of this, it's not really a metaphor for anything a...
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January 16, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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I liked the Goemon special more. Fujiko kills a bishounen monster man through blue balls.
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A ★★★½ review of Lupin the IIIrd: Fujiko's Lie (2019)
While I am loving Koike's take on the Lupin franchise & his art direction/action here is as impeccable as ever, this one didn't click as much as either the Goemon or Jigen specials. For one thing, whi...
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January 15, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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whatever...
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A ★★ review of The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025)
The knowledge of how much money this made this deep into the franchise + the absurd runtime left me somewhat curious to watch this having only seen the first Conjuring (I might have seen #2 at some po...
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January 13, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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What do you expect?
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A ★★½ review of Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025)
In many ways, I'm not kidding, better than the first one. Is it "good"? Of course not! If you're a grown adult watching FNAF movies, why would you expect them to be? However, in terms of entertainment...
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January 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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You better be *locked in* for this one.
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A ★★★½ review of Twilight (1990)
Even for a guy like me who can like some slow cinema.... man goddamn this was maybe a little too slow. Don't get me wrong, the direction & cinematography of this movie is drop-dead gorgeous; on a visu...
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January 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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After seeing all of them a few times, this is the worst one.
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A ★★★ review of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
**REWATCH NOTES** - Why was Harry sitting alone watching these small children - I love that Dudley is a mix of Nick Frost & A.J. Soprano - Damn even just whipping yo wand out is enough to call Demento...
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January 11, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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Not as good or as bad as it should be.
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A ★★ review of The Carpenter's Son (2025)
A frustrating affair, because this movie is neither good enough to appreciate on it's own merits nor enjoy because of how much it was fumbled. So much moreso "a horror movie with Jesus in it" than "ma...
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January 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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DO NOT BOTHER WATCHING THIS, I DID THIS PURELY FOR MEMORY RECLAMATION
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A ★ review of Re-Animated (2006)
To give some context: I have a very distinct memory of myself as a pre-pubescent hearing about this special premiering on Cartoon Network at the time, and the marketing must have been really efficient...
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January 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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If you can accept Live Action Jojo in the first place, not half bad honestly.
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A ★★★ review of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable – Chapter 1 (2017)
While this may be one of the strangest live action anime adaptations I've seen in terms of concept (taking a tiny sliver of not only one of the weirdest/hardest to translate into live action anime/man...
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January 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Popped off a little bit with this one.
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A ★½ review of Stranger Things 5: The Finale (2025)
This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.
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January 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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Hey did you know this movie is good
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A ★★★★½ review of Barry Lyndon (1975)
**REWATCH NOTES** - One of the most striking first images - The Criterion subtitles summarize the dialogue which REALLY annoys me - Reginald Perrin was Captain Quinn? Never noticed til now. He reminds...
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January 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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**CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER EDIT**
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A ★★★½ review of Bad Times at the El Royale (2018)
**CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER EDIT** It's been probably since release that I've seen this, so I don't have a great point of comparison for this edit I'm watching. The basic premise was to re-order the Taranti...
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December 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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The classic
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A ★★★★ review of Black Christmas (1974)
**REWATCH NOTES** - Both this & the 2000's remake use a lot of weird angles to heighten the feeling of being watched - Why does Andrea Martin's boyfriend look like Gene Shalit - It's so funny that thi...
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December 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Way, way better direction than I was expecting.
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A ★★★½ review of Black Christmas (2006)
Not as good as the original for sure, but a shockingly artistic & stylish remake. Have standards just fallen that dramatically or is this just misunderstood? While clearly the trashier, gorier & more ...
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December 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Rarely post reviews of shorts but this warrants it.
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A ★ review of The Lost Chapter: Yuki's Revenge (2025)
This either shows the disgusting, absurd amount of money that Epic can throw around as long as it's related to Fortnite, or just the absolute depths current Tarantino is willing to sink to for a paych...
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December 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Almost objectively bad but exceedingly entertaining.
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A ★½ review of The Mother of Tears (2007)
Of all the directors to get hit with the Post-Millennium Curse (my personal theory of some lauded pre-digital directors not being able to adapt to the digital format & new norms of cinema post-2000), ...
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December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Who would ever want to live in Scandinavia?
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A ★★★ review of Insomnia (1997)
If you're gonna cast "Nordic Bad Lieutenant", then yeah there's no one better than Stellan. I think broadly this movie (at least from a modern perspective of a guy who has seen a lot of these types of...
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December 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Had to really try to sum up my thoughts on this one.
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A ★★ review of Keeper (2025)
I am at least somewhat convinced that ever since Longlegs (including the movie itself), Oz Perkins has either decided to be some kind of self-aware troll or has completely uninhibited himself against ...
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December 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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A ★★½ review of Absentia (2011)
A solid enough early outing from Flanagan that sets up a lot of the tone & approach to horror that he would refine in his later career, but it's just a little too cheap & barebones to really grip me. ...
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December 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Tumbleweed.
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A ★★ review of The Running Man (2025)
This might be Edgar Wright's best movie since Scott Pilgrim, which is a really, really, really bad thing to say. My man is completely washed & apparently only worked as an appendage of Pegg & Frost. T...
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December 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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A baffling, strange game to exist; the story behind it infinitely more interesting than the game itself.
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HorridHandle's review of Shadow Labyrinth | Backloggd
A game that I dipped out of very early, but one that I was playing more out of morbid fascination than anything else. After seeing the disastrously embarrassing short created to promote this game for ...
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December 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Korean Haneke?
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A ★★★★ review of Burning (2018)
A Haneke-esque slow, slow "burn" drama that despite going in a direction I expected, makes a lot of odd cryptic choices that add up to something more unique. While some of the story elements hint at a...
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December 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Great performances but too "misery porn"
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A ★★★ review of The Long Walk (2025)
"The Road" (haha) of YA-esque dystopias (makes sense this was done by the Hunger Games guy); has lots of admirable and exceptionally well done elements, but... it's too miserable! A tour de force of g...
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December 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM