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House Republicans behind closed doors: "And... and... then they said 'IT'S THE LAW!"
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January 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
House Republicans behind closed doors: "And... and... then they said 'IT'S THE LAW!"
After the interview, Schumer rushed back to his office to... write a stern letter.
January 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
After the interview, Schumer rushed back to his office to... write a stern letter.
You can look forward to House Speaker MAGA Mike looking into the TV cameras, adamantly declaring he is "very busy" and did not see any news about Trump starting a war with Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 PM
You can look forward to House Speaker MAGA Mike looking into the TV cameras, adamantly declaring he is "very busy" and did not see any news about Trump starting a war with Venezuela.
Well, seeing how Stephen Miller is the pseudo-President for dementia Donny, I wonder how he plans to establish the "interim" government with all those "brown" people in Venezuela?
January 4, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Well, seeing how Stephen Miller is the pseudo-President for dementia Donny, I wonder how he plans to establish the "interim" government with all those "brown" people in Venezuela?
"Troubled" is what an eight-year-old experiences when their mother tells them they have to eat their vegetables.
Shumer, grow the f*** up, and a backbone. Oh yeah, maybe try to grow a pair while you're at it.
Shumer, grow the f*** up, and a backbone. Oh yeah, maybe try to grow a pair while you're at it.
January 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
"Troubled" is what an eight-year-old experiences when their mother tells them they have to eat their vegetables.
Shumer, grow the f*** up, and a backbone. Oh yeah, maybe try to grow a pair while you're at it.
Shumer, grow the f*** up, and a backbone. Oh yeah, maybe try to grow a pair while you're at it.
AND... repeatedly claims he is personally responsible for getting pharmaceutical companies to lower their drug prices 600%. You know, MAGA "stable genius" stuff (otherwise known in reality as being a no-nothing imbecile).
January 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
AND... repeatedly claims he is personally responsible for getting pharmaceutical companies to lower their drug prices 600%. You know, MAGA "stable genius" stuff (otherwise known in reality as being a no-nothing imbecile).
Or... I am relaxing in my La-Z-Boy watching the College Football Playoffs, eating delicious nachos my wife made, while enjoying an ice-cold Isahi beer... surprise.. I MADE IT TO HEAVEN!!!
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Or... I am relaxing in my La-Z-Boy watching the College Football Playoffs, eating delicious nachos my wife made, while enjoying an ice-cold Isahi beer... surprise.. I MADE IT TO HEAVEN!!!
In a New Year's bowl game, no less.
January 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
In a New Year's bowl game, no less.
Or... as I am sitting in my easy chair watching College Football playoff games, eating delicious nachos my wife made for me, as I drink an ice cold Isahi beer... surprise... I MADE IT TO HEAVEN!!!
January 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Or... as I am sitting in my easy chair watching College Football playoff games, eating delicious nachos my wife made for me, as I drink an ice cold Isahi beer... surprise... I MADE IT TO HEAVEN!!!
That is some weird "Merry Christmas" s**t, Mr. "So Called" President.
December 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
That is some weird "Merry Christmas" s**t, Mr. "So Called" President.
So, who is going to explain to Dipshit Donny that alleged election fraud crimes during the Obama administration in 2016 have a STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS that has expired?
Nice try, Dipshit Donny, maybe check the basics before conjuring up the next lies against Obama.
What a moron.
Nice try, Dipshit Donny, maybe check the basics before conjuring up the next lies against Obama.
What a moron.
December 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
So, who is going to explain to Dipshit Donny that alleged election fraud crimes during the Obama administration in 2016 have a STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS that has expired?
Nice try, Dipshit Donny, maybe check the basics before conjuring up the next lies against Obama.
What a moron.
Nice try, Dipshit Donny, maybe check the basics before conjuring up the next lies against Obama.
What a moron.
When you think the Trump Idiocracy has found the bottom of the barrel of STUPID to occupy official positions, Trump declares:
"Wait, hold my Diet Coke, I need to give my buddy Jeff Landry a call. That man is an absolute imbecile."
"Wait, hold my Diet Coke, I need to give my buddy Jeff Landry a call. That man is an absolute imbecile."
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
When you think the Trump Idiocracy has found the bottom of the barrel of STUPID to occupy official positions, Trump declares:
"Wait, hold my Diet Coke, I need to give my buddy Jeff Landry a call. That man is an absolute imbecile."
"Wait, hold my Diet Coke, I need to give my buddy Jeff Landry a call. That man is an absolute imbecile."
Ummm... remind me which of the Kennedys was criminally convicted of 34 felonies - or an adjudicated rapist - or adjudicated as a $450 Million business fraudster - or filed BK six times - or single-handedly failed 24 businesses? Oh yeah...failed Casinos resulting in demolition?
I forget....
I forget....
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December 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ummm... remind me which of the Kennedys was criminally convicted of 34 felonies - or an adjudicated rapist - or adjudicated as a $450 Million business fraudster - or filed BK six times - or single-handedly failed 24 businesses? Oh yeah...failed Casinos resulting in demolition?
I forget....
I forget....
I would know some basic rules... just because:
1) professional, set clear protocol as to what/when speaking or not "on the record"
2) assume I was being recorded
3) state I was RECORDING the interview for my records
1) professional, set clear protocol as to what/when speaking or not "on the record"
2) assume I was being recorded
3) state I was RECORDING the interview for my records
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I would know some basic rules... just because:
1) professional, set clear protocol as to what/when speaking or not "on the record"
2) assume I was being recorded
3) state I was RECORDING the interview for my records
1) professional, set clear protocol as to what/when speaking or not "on the record"
2) assume I was being recorded
3) state I was RECORDING the interview for my records
Hegseth continues:
"Have you not been paying attention for the last 11 months? We are no longer a democracy concerned about public disclosures and abiding by that silly rule of law thing. We are governed by His Supreme Majesty and forever President, Donald J. Trump - his holiness. So, get lost."
"Have you not been paying attention for the last 11 months? We are no longer a democracy concerned about public disclosures and abiding by that silly rule of law thing. We are governed by His Supreme Majesty and forever President, Donald J. Trump - his holiness. So, get lost."
December 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hegseth continues:
"Have you not been paying attention for the last 11 months? We are no longer a democracy concerned about public disclosures and abiding by that silly rule of law thing. We are governed by His Supreme Majesty and forever President, Donald J. Trump - his holiness. So, get lost."
"Have you not been paying attention for the last 11 months? We are no longer a democracy concerned about public disclosures and abiding by that silly rule of law thing. We are governed by His Supreme Majesty and forever President, Donald J. Trump - his holiness. So, get lost."
Hegseth continues:
"Have you not been paying attention for the last 11 months? We are no longer a democracy concerned about public disclosures and abiding by that silly rule of law thing. We are governed by His Supreme Majesty and forever President, Donald J. Trump - his holiness. So, get lost."
"Have you not been paying attention for the last 11 months? We are no longer a democracy concerned about public disclosures and abiding by that silly rule of law thing. We are governed by His Supreme Majesty and forever President, Donald J. Trump - his holiness. So, get lost."
December 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hegseth continues:
"Have you not been paying attention for the last 11 months? We are no longer a democracy concerned about public disclosures and abiding by that silly rule of law thing. We are governed by His Supreme Majesty and forever President, Donald J. Trump - his holiness. So, get lost."
"Have you not been paying attention for the last 11 months? We are no longer a democracy concerned about public disclosures and abiding by that silly rule of law thing. We are governed by His Supreme Majesty and forever President, Donald J. Trump - his holiness. So, get lost."
Get him a hug, and I would settle for an alternative to getting therapy being to just SHUT THE F... UP with the public boo-hoo WHINING.
December 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Get him a hug, and I would settle for an alternative to getting therapy being to just SHUT THE F... UP with the public boo-hoo WHINING.
Let's not forget Trump is an adjudicated rapist and serial business fraudster ($450M!).
Not to mention BK'd casinos. Casino(!!!) - how do you BK a business that is legally fixed in your favor to fleece your customers?
Not to mention BK'd casinos. Casino(!!!) - how do you BK a business that is legally fixed in your favor to fleece your customers?
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Let's not forget Trump is an adjudicated rapist and serial business fraudster ($450M!).
Not to mention BK'd casinos. Casino(!!!) - how do you BK a business that is legally fixed in your favor to fleece your customers?
Not to mention BK'd casinos. Casino(!!!) - how do you BK a business that is legally fixed in your favor to fleece your customers?
What I want to hear tomorrow from the Trump Idiocracy at the WH press conference is WHEN do I receive a 600% to 700% REFUND check from the pharmaceutical companies?
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
What I want to hear tomorrow from the Trump Idiocracy at the WH press conference is WHEN do I receive a 600% to 700% REFUND check from the pharmaceutical companies?
Oh, bless your heart, Ron. A tweet in all caps ending in 6 (!) exclamation marks by a young, tall blond? That is someone with ambitions to be Queen Trump IV.
Just saying, with Melania being decades past her lingerie-model days, it is time for Trump to appoint her Ambassador to Mother Russia.
Just saying, with Melania being decades past her lingerie-model days, it is time for Trump to appoint her Ambassador to Mother Russia.
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November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Oh, bless your heart, Ron. A tweet in all caps ending in 6 (!) exclamation marks by a young, tall blond? That is someone with ambitions to be Queen Trump IV.
Just saying, with Melania being decades past her lingerie-model days, it is time for Trump to appoint her Ambassador to Mother Russia.
Just saying, with Melania being decades past her lingerie-model days, it is time for Trump to appoint her Ambassador to Mother Russia.
Sure... and we are to believe this imbecile actually graduated from Wharton? No way. Just another example where "DADDY" paid for Donny's so-called achievements.
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Sure... and we are to believe this imbecile actually graduated from Wharton? No way. Just another example where "DADDY" paid for Donny's so-called achievements.
"The piggy doth protest too much, methinks."
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"The piggy doth protest too much, methinks."
I know it is widely believed that Trump does not drink alcohol. Has anyone ever checked all that Diet Coke he drinks daily to confirm it is not accompanied by something... like vodka?
Just saying....
Just saying....
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I know it is widely believed that Trump does not drink alcohol. Has anyone ever checked all that Diet Coke he drinks daily to confirm it is not accompanied by something... like vodka?
Just saying....
Just saying....
Rubio to the Kremlin:
Comrades, we simply do not have anyone competent enough to come up with a plan, let alone articulate one in writing. Could your people write it up? Secretly? Of course, although Trump wouldn't read a single sentence anyway, please translate it into English.
Thanks,
Marco
Comrades, we simply do not have anyone competent enough to come up with a plan, let alone articulate one in writing. Could your people write it up? Secretly? Of course, although Trump wouldn't read a single sentence anyway, please translate it into English.
Thanks,
Marco
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Rubio to the Kremlin:
Comrades, we simply do not have anyone competent enough to come up with a plan, let alone articulate one in writing. Could your people write it up? Secretly? Of course, although Trump wouldn't read a single sentence anyway, please translate it into English.
Thanks,
Marco
Comrades, we simply do not have anyone competent enough to come up with a plan, let alone articulate one in writing. Could your people write it up? Secretly? Of course, although Trump wouldn't read a single sentence anyway, please translate it into English.
Thanks,
Marco
Rubio to the Kremlin:
Comrades, we simply do not have anyone competent enough to come up with a plan, let alone articulate one in writing. Could your people write it up? Secretly? Of course, although Trump wouldn't read a single sentence anyway, please translate it into English.
Thanks,
Marco
Comrades, we simply do not have anyone competent enough to come up with a plan, let alone articulate one in writing. Could your people write it up? Secretly? Of course, although Trump wouldn't read a single sentence anyway, please translate it into English.
Thanks,
Marco
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Rubio to the Kremlin:
Comrades, we simply do not have anyone competent enough to come up with a plan, let alone articulate one in writing. Could your people write it up? Secretly? Of course, although Trump wouldn't read a single sentence anyway, please translate it into English.
Thanks,
Marco
Comrades, we simply do not have anyone competent enough to come up with a plan, let alone articulate one in writing. Could your people write it up? Secretly? Of course, although Trump wouldn't read a single sentence anyway, please translate it into English.
Thanks,
Marco