The Republican Party’s biggest policy is cruelty against the people.
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Republican Party’s biggest policy is cruelty against the people.
Hi 👋
I don’t have representation, which really, really sucks.
Please PRIMARY THEM TF OUT.
👍
I don’t have representation, which really, really sucks.
Please PRIMARY THEM TF OUT.
👍
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hi 👋
I don’t have representation, which really, really sucks.
Please PRIMARY THEM TF OUT.
👍
I don’t have representation, which really, really sucks.
Please PRIMARY THEM TF OUT.
👍
They just said to let Mamdani speak at the 2028 DNC because his face will scare everyone away from voting Dem.
a close up of a man 's face with the words dr.doctor.tumblr visible in the corner
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words dr.doctor.tumblr visible in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
They just said to let Mamdani speak at the 2028 DNC because his face will scare everyone away from voting Dem.
I never watch Fox News but wanted to see how they were reacting to today, and *whew* they’re all cray cray. 😳
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I never watch Fox News but wanted to see how they were reacting to today, and *whew* they’re all cray cray. 😳
Me on social media tonight:
a blue thumbs up icon is on a white background
ALT: a blue thumbs up icon is on a white background
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me on social media tonight:
Me watching this World Series after watching zero regular season baseball games:
a man in a suit and tie makes a funny face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie makes a funny face
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Me watching this World Series after watching zero regular season baseball games:
My friend got her health insurance premium for 2026, and it spiked from $12,000 to nearly $37,000.
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My friend got her health insurance premium for 2026, and it spiked from $12,000 to nearly $37,000.
Dear Lysol, your disinfectants smell great. Why do your bleach cleaners smell like pee? I’m trying to make my toilet *not* smell like that.
October 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Dear Lysol, your disinfectants smell great. Why do your bleach cleaners smell like pee? I’m trying to make my toilet *not* smell like that.
A break from keeping war-ravaged DC safe to watch the TV screens at the neighborhood sports bar.
October 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
A break from keeping war-ravaged DC safe to watch the TV screens at the neighborhood sports bar.
Oh, please. 🙄 He had 11 seasons to win a National Championship with some of the best talent in college football and couldn’t even win the B1G more than once.
Nick Saban to James Franklin on 'College GameDay': "It's unfair as hell... For [Penn State] not to show enough appreciation for that, and gratitude for all the hard work you did, I'm saying, it's unfair." 🏈🎙️ #CFB
October 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Oh, please. 🙄 He had 11 seasons to win a National Championship with some of the best talent in college football and couldn’t even win the B1G more than once.
Slammed on the breaks to snap these pics of the deer that are always in my mom’s yard from my car. I was like “waaaaait, don’t move yet!!!” 🦌🌅
October 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Slammed on the breaks to snap these pics of the deer that are always in my mom’s yard from my car. I was like “waaaaait, don’t move yet!!!” 🦌🌅
“It’s up to us to save the world for tomorrow: it’s up to you and me.”
— Jane Goodall
— Jane Goodall
October 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“It’s up to us to save the world for tomorrow: it’s up to you and me.”
— Jane Goodall
— Jane Goodall
Govt Shutdown 2018-19 vibes
October 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Govt Shutdown 2018-19 vibes
This admin has me defending the military now. 😐
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This admin has me defending the military now. 😐
Wait, so new TikTok is supposed to be US owned but the Saudis are involved?
a man is sitting on a couch with his hands on his face and the words pretends to be shocked above him
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his hands on his face and the words pretends to be shocked above him
media.tenor.com
September 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Wait, so new TikTok is supposed to be US owned but the Saudis are involved?
Waiting for the two recent mass shooters’ race, sexuality, gender, religion, and politics to be splattered all over the news…
a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers
ALT: a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers
media.tenor.com
September 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Waiting for the two recent mass shooters’ race, sexuality, gender, religion, and politics to be splattered all over the news…
I *could* go touch grass, but honestly sometimes I’d rather read a book by Robin Wall Kimmerer.
Finished Gathering Moss: A Natural and Cultural History of Mosses. I could reread her books 200 times.
Finished Gathering Moss: A Natural and Cultural History of Mosses. I could reread her books 200 times.
September 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I *could* go touch grass, but honestly sometimes I’d rather read a book by Robin Wall Kimmerer.
Finished Gathering Moss: A Natural and Cultural History of Mosses. I could reread her books 200 times.
Finished Gathering Moss: A Natural and Cultural History of Mosses. I could reread her books 200 times.
I feel like people complain about Tous Les Jours, but I went there for the first time today and just ate an ube donut — oh em gee the cream!!!!!!
a cartoon girl with red hair is sitting at a table with a plate of food
ALT: a cartoon girl with red hair is sitting at a table with a plate of food
media.tenor.com
September 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I feel like people complain about Tous Les Jours, but I went there for the first time today and just ate an ube donut — oh em gee the cream!!!!!!
My final class for my MBA was employment law. I needed some topical case examples for a weekly discussion assignment and asked ChatGPT for a short list. I then went and searched each case name for additional info, so I could provide details in my discussion.
It had made up EVERY SINGLE CASE.
It had made up EVERY SINGLE CASE.
Tech bros: “AI will soon be smarter than PhDs”
Reality: *humans yelling at the AI because the AI is unable to generate a 1000 words long draft when specifically asked to generate a 1000 words long draft*
Reality: *humans yelling at the AI because the AI is unable to generate a 1000 words long draft when specifically asked to generate a 1000 words long draft*
September 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My final class for my MBA was employment law. I needed some topical case examples for a weekly discussion assignment and asked ChatGPT for a short list. I then went and searched each case name for additional info, so I could provide details in my discussion.
It had made up EVERY SINGLE CASE.
It had made up EVERY SINGLE CASE.
Just me and two National Guardsmen ARMED WITH MACHINE GUNS trying to figure out *how to rescue a kitten* stuck in the ceiling/construction at the Gallery Place Metro arena entrance.
Welcome to DC in 2025.
Welcome to DC in 2025.
Bobsburgers Louise GIF
ALT: Bobsburgers Louise GIF
media.tenor.com
September 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Just me and two National Guardsmen ARMED WITH MACHINE GUNS trying to figure out *how to rescue a kitten* stuck in the ceiling/construction at the Gallery Place Metro arena entrance.
Welcome to DC in 2025.
Welcome to DC in 2025.
Had to take a cognitive test for a job application. I can do math, but I’m notoriously slow and totally rely on a calculator — because that’s what it’s for!
It didn’t give me the results, but if I failed, I’ll just stare wistfully at my four degrees to prove to myself that I’m still smart. 😭
It didn’t give me the results, but if I failed, I’ll just stare wistfully at my four degrees to prove to myself that I’m still smart. 😭
a cartoon of an owl with the words you 're not very bright are you
ALT: a cartoon of an owl with the words you 're not very bright are you
media.tenor.com
September 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Had to take a cognitive test for a job application. I can do math, but I’m notoriously slow and totally rely on a calculator — because that’s what it’s for!
It didn’t give me the results, but if I failed, I’ll just stare wistfully at my four degrees to prove to myself that I’m still smart. 😭
It didn’t give me the results, but if I failed, I’ll just stare wistfully at my four degrees to prove to myself that I’m still smart. 😭
I named my fantasy football team “KPop Demon Punters.” Real proud of thinking up this one.
two women sitting next to each other with the hashtag #schittscreek
ALT: two women sitting next to each other with the hashtag #schittscreek
media.tenor.com
August 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I named my fantasy football team “KPop Demon Punters.” Real proud of thinking up this one.
Ummmm…this UFO/spaceship thing just flew over us while we were looking for meteors. 😱
August 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Ummmm…this UFO/spaceship thing just flew over us while we were looking for meteors. 😱
I know the 90s and early 2000s are in, but could we not?
June 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I know the 90s and early 2000s are in, but could we not?
Was listening to The Poppy War while traveling today and nearly had to pull off the closest exit because I was crying so hard.
Tears running down my shirt level of sobbing.
I had to switch to something else for the rest of the drive. 😭😭
Tears running down my shirt level of sobbing.
I had to switch to something else for the rest of the drive. 😭😭
June 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Was listening to The Poppy War while traveling today and nearly had to pull off the closest exit because I was crying so hard.
Tears running down my shirt level of sobbing.
I had to switch to something else for the rest of the drive. 😭😭
Tears running down my shirt level of sobbing.
I had to switch to something else for the rest of the drive. 😭😭