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Executive On Deathbed Requests Obituary Be Optimized For SEO
NEW YORK—Motioning for his family to come closer so they could hear his final wishes, corporate executive Roland Drexler reportedly requested on his deathbed Monday that his obituary be optimized fo...
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January 11, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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CEO’s Company-Wide Email Inspires Employees To Start Looking For Different Job
AUSTIN, TX—Seeking to provide encouragement to his employees and motivate them to succeed, local CEO Steve Colton sent a company-wide email Thursday that reportedly inspired the staff of tech firm E...
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January 11, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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CEO Relieved AI Can Never Replace Him If He Already Contributes Nothing To Company
NEW YORK—Expressing confidence that the new technology wasn’t a threat, FinCorp Solutions CEO Charles Markham reportedly expressed relief Wednesday that artificial intelligence could never replace...
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January 11, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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CEO Promotes Self To Senior CEO
ATLANTA—Sharing the exciting news with employees in a company-wide email, William Tannahill, the CEO of Broadacre Industries, announced Monday that he had promoted himself to senior CEO. “I’d li...
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January 11, 2024 at 10:04 PM