onionsandpeas
@onionsandpeas.bsky.social
Video and board gamer, frenchie dad, food enthusiast
I don’t know which part of the Street Fighter casting is the most ridiculous.
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I don’t know which part of the Street Fighter casting is the most ridiculous.
Today was fucked the moment I forgot to eat the breakfast I intended on.
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Today was fucked the moment I forgot to eat the breakfast I intended on.
Wtf is this “glass” stuff on my iphone?
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Wtf is this “glass” stuff on my iphone?
tmw your dog wakes you to go outside and it’s only 45 minutes before you had to wake up - so you’re up earlier than you want but too late to sleep again
December 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
tmw your dog wakes you to go outside and it’s only 45 minutes before you had to wake up - so you’re up earlier than you want but too late to sleep again
Costco sues over tariffs in an effort to bring prices down for consumers, but the MAGA base is now angry with Costco… for not just blindly passing higher prices onto the customers?
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Costco sues over tariffs in an effort to bring prices down for consumers, but the MAGA base is now angry with Costco… for not just blindly passing higher prices onto the customers?
Love how they’re trying to ban THC infused drinks again. How’s that tie back to the cartel’s drug supply?
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Love how they’re trying to ban THC infused drinks again. How’s that tie back to the cartel’s drug supply?
A sign of my age: I like waking up early on the weekends to get stuff done.
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
A sign of my age: I like waking up early on the weekends to get stuff done.
A lot of things would make more sense if we knew Putin had photos of some presidents blowing each other.
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
A lot of things would make more sense if we knew Putin had photos of some presidents blowing each other.
The Super Mario Galaxy trailer looks mildly fun, ngl.
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The Super Mario Galaxy trailer looks mildly fun, ngl.
I can’t figure out where past me hid my winter slippers.
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I can’t figure out where past me hid my winter slippers.
Why did we let candy companies trick us into thinking the “fun” size is smaller?
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Why did we let candy companies trick us into thinking the “fun” size is smaller?
Food got to be a problem just before the French Revolution… just saying.
October 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Food got to be a problem just before the French Revolution… just saying.
I love how once each year Amazon’s servers go offline, and society immediately crumbles as a result.
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I love how once each year Amazon’s servers go offline, and society immediately crumbles as a result.
Found a spider in the shower, and when I tried to get it with a tissue, it like jumped away. Now I can’t find it and need to get into said shower…
October 15, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Found a spider in the shower, and when I tried to get it with a tissue, it like jumped away. Now I can’t find it and need to get into said shower…
I feel like oil changes were faster back in the day, but maybe I’m just crazy.
October 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I feel like oil changes were faster back in the day, but maybe I’m just crazy.
I feel like we have deteriorated our grammar to a point where its and it’s are the same… and I hate it.
October 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I feel like we have deteriorated our grammar to a point where its and it’s are the same… and I hate it.
I really wish we hadn’t killed the term “POV” by making it apply to third-person viewpoints
October 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I really wish we hadn’t killed the term “POV” by making it apply to third-person viewpoints
My greatest regret was listening to “Blurred Lines” when it released and not doing anything to stop it. So cringe.
October 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My greatest regret was listening to “Blurred Lines” when it released and not doing anything to stop it. So cringe.
If Mambo No. 5 were made today, the women’s names would be Ashly, Caitlin, Alizea, and two different spellings of Kinsley.
October 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If Mambo No. 5 were made today, the women’s names would be Ashly, Caitlin, Alizea, and two different spellings of Kinsley.
I love the repeated headlines and comments that theme parks are empty right now. Maybe it has something to do with the $20 french fries?
September 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I love the repeated headlines and comments that theme parks are empty right now. Maybe it has something to do with the $20 french fries?
So can I pop some Tylenol before gaming to become better at League of Legends?
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
So can I pop some Tylenol before gaming to become better at League of Legends?
Waking up on weekends is easy. Getting out of bed? Not so much.
September 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Waking up on weekends is easy. Getting out of bed? Not so much.
I love when you’re waiting outside a place before it opens, vibing in your car while others do the same, then this one ass gets out and stands at the door. Thanks, man, now we’re all outside.
September 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I love when you’re waiting outside a place before it opens, vibing in your car while others do the same, then this one ass gets out and stands at the door. Thanks, man, now we’re all outside.
I kind of want a confederate flag waiving “state’s rights” advocate to explain how deploying the national guard to police the states is a good idea
August 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I kind of want a confederate flag waiving “state’s rights” advocate to explain how deploying the national guard to police the states is a good idea
I technically qualify as awake this morning.
August 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I technically qualify as awake this morning.