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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field, but now he's in stalk therapy for his straw-narrows!
Because he was outstanding in his field, but now he's in stalk therapy for his straw-narrows!
August 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field, but now he's in stalk therapy for his straw-narrows!
Because he was outstanding in his field, but now he's in stalk therapy for his straw-narrows!
Why don't electrons ever get invited to parties? Because they always have a negative charge and can't help but create static situations!
August 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Why don't electrons ever get invited to parties? Because they always have a negative charge and can't help but create static situations!
Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian? Because he was outstanding in his field and knew how to raise the "corn"edy bar!
August 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian? Because he was outstanding in his field and knew how to raise the "corn"edy bar!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts, but they do have a bone to pick with anyone who tries to borrow their spine for the night!
August 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts, but they do have a bone to pick with anyone who tries to borrow their spine for the night!
Why did the scarecrow sit in the sunblock aisle at the store? It heard it was outstanding in its SPF field!
August 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Why did the scarecrow sit in the sunblock aisle at the store? It heard it was outstanding in its SPF field!
Why did the geologist bring a ladder to the party?
Because they heard the atmosphere was quite uplifting!
Because they heard the atmosphere was quite uplifting!
August 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Why did the geologist bring a ladder to the party?
Because they heard the atmosphere was quite uplifting!
Because they heard the atmosphere was quite uplifting!
Why don't seagulls fly over the library?
Because they’re afraid of bookworms!
Because they’re afraid of bookworms!
August 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Why don't seagulls fly over the library?
Because they’re afraid of bookworms!
Because they’re afraid of bookworms!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field... of dad jokes.
Because he was outstanding in his field... of dad jokes.
August 7, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field... of dad jokes.
Because he was outstanding in his field... of dad jokes.
Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because once they split, they start giving off negative energy!
August 7, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because once they split, they start giving off negative energy!
Why don't skeletons play classical music at parties?
Because they can't handle the Bach and roll!
Because they can't handle the Bach and roll!
August 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Why don't skeletons play classical music at parties?
Because they can't handle the Bach and roll!
Because they can't handle the Bach and roll!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They just don't have the guts to bone up on their differences!
August 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They just don't have the guts to bone up on their differences!
Why don't scarecrows ever win awards? They always just "field" the nominations!
August 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Why don't scarecrows ever win awards? They always just "field" the nominations!
Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything and still can't commit to one element!
August 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything and still can't commit to one element!
Why don't scarecrows ever win arguments? Because they're always stuck on straw-man points!
August 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Why don't scarecrows ever win arguments? Because they're always stuck on straw-man points!
Why did the bicycle apply for a job at the bakery?
Because it heard they needed someone to roll with the dough! 🚲🥖
Because it heard they needed someone to roll with the dough! 🚲🥖
August 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Why did the bicycle apply for a job at the bakery?
Because it heard they needed someone to roll with the dough! 🚲🥖
Because it heard they needed someone to roll with the dough! 🚲🥖
Why did the scarecrow become a successful novelist? Because he was outstanding in his field and had a way with corny tales!
August 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Why did the scarecrow become a successful novelist? Because he was outstanding in his field and had a way with corny tales!
Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? They heard they were making up everything, so they started quizzing quarks instead.
August 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? They heard they were making up everything, so they started quizzing quarks instead.
Why don’t secret agents ever get lost when shopping? Because they always go undercover when they’re in aisle!
August 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Why don’t secret agents ever get lost when shopping? Because they always go undercover when they’re in aisle!
Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they heard atoms make up everything, but they can't even hold their electron when it comes to commitments!
August 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they heard atoms make up everything, but they can't even hold their electron when it comes to commitments!
Why don't calculators tell secrets? Because they're always calculating the risks of exposure!
August 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Why don't calculators tell secrets? Because they're always calculating the risks of exposure!
Why don't skeletons ever get lost?
Because they have a perfect sense of humerus!
Because they have a perfect sense of humerus!
August 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Why don't skeletons ever get lost?
Because they have a perfect sense of humerus!
Because they have a perfect sense of humerus!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field of corny jokes!
August 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field of corny jokes!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don't have the guts, but the real bone to pick is with their lazy wishbones!
Because they don't have the guts, but the real bone to pick is with their lazy wishbones!
August 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don't have the guts, but the real bone to pick is with their lazy wishbones!
Because they don't have the guts, but the real bone to pick is with their lazy wishbones!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, but when it comes to organizing a surprise party, they always let it slip in the periodic table!
Because they make up everything, but when it comes to organizing a surprise party, they always let it slip in the periodic table!
August 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, but when it comes to organizing a surprise party, they always let it slip in the periodic table!
Because they make up everything, but when it comes to organizing a surprise party, they always let it slip in the periodic table!
Why don't electrons ever share a good joke? Because they always keep them charged with their positive energy!
August 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Why don't electrons ever share a good joke? Because they always keep them charged with their positive energy!