There was a peacock in my driveway trying to intimidate my kids earlier today

Let this be your reminder to take a nap today

She has everything a goat could want, yet she yearns for trash. There could be a lesson here

Parking the mower in the barn has resulted in some real game of thrones shit

If you want to be happy all it takes is buying a market hog and keeping it as a pet that just lives in your yard with your yard horse. You also should probably invest in a yard horse.