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onezero
@onezero.bsky.social
Musician, programmer, vertebrate.
Current activity: snwv, CMB Cold Spot, solo instrumentals. Mostly ambient guitar. Pittsburgh. He/him/his.
https://onezeromusic.com/
https://snwv.bandcamp.com/
https://mauricerickard.bandcamp.com/
But don't give yourself away.
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This demon is both terrified of her and terrified of anything happening to her.
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Phill's diet of cocaine in this book, while impressive in a kind of way, is not to be emulated.
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The Verge is still saying that whatever Brother is on sale is just fine: www.theverge.com/tech/641940/...
Best printer 2025: just buy a Brother laser printer, the winner is clear, middle finger in the air
Best Printer 2025: wireless laser home office supply shop now Brother
www.theverge.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I first read this too quickly, and now I can't see the image without also thinking the mouse itself is enjoying a win. Indeed, why not celebrate a win by playing a flute? Enjoy your achievement, Mouse!
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"Aw dang! I just dropped my new record."
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"The band have now leashed their new record, and will be taking it for a walk."
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Donated!
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Mamaaaaaa, just grilled a ham...
Bought it at the groc'ry store--
if you like it, I'll buy more.
Mamaaaaaa, lunch has just begun,
But if you don't eat some
I'll put it allll away...
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Excellent news! Congratulations!
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
That's a win!
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Oh no. I know this feeling. Sympathies!
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This reminds me of Albini’s Evanston knock-knock joke:

“Knock knock”

“Get off my porch! I’ve already called the police!”
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Did you get my recording by mistake?
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Look up the Rivingtons' songs "Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow" and "The Bird's The Word" (both of which preceded the Trashmen's combinatorial version) to know even more about the bird.
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Good!
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM