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Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil
@onewheeloneil.bsky.social
I'm a writer and editor**. You can hire* me, learn more about me, or read my stuff at onewheeloneil.com

** I've taken my talents to the local ISD to teach English

*I'm actually only accepting jobs over the summer right now
Thank you! This time it was more fantasy, so hopefully still good 😂
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is extroverted writer erasure! 😂
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Is this a "Dorian Gray" scenario?
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Just googled Gonger...
youtu.be/E_qVSatXpM4?...
I do not know this man
YouTube video by The Mad Jack
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November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I don't think sesame street is a tier anymore, tbh. Last time I watched it, it was a Shadow of it's former glory. C tier, tops. It was like 5 minutes of seseme street goodness and then 20 minutes of Elmo being easily the worst Muppet.
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Ah gotcha. I used to work with a guy who always insisted he was gluten free because it upset his stomach, and I found it so funny that he'd always order Couscous at the Mediterranean restaurant where we sometimes ate lunch. It never seemed to bother him when he didn't know 😂
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Cous cous is more of a pasta than a grain, I think.
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I absolutely love this reference and I always wondered if I and my friends were the only ones who had seen that video 😂
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The suggestion is technically metaphor, but many Frankenfans use Adam as shorthand for the monster because we refuse to call him a monster.

The book refers to him mostly as creature or fiend if I remember correctly.
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
He doesn't officially have a name, but he does suggest that perhaps he should be called Adam, as he's the first of his kind.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I mean, after ordering hot chicken I've definitely had a raging fire in the bathroom
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
You want your bathrooms to be loud? What... What sounds are you wanting to hear??
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I wish I had a good answer. Our 6yo struggles with some perfectionism too.

Sometimes we have some success by praising effort and validating feelings, other times it doesn't help much at all.

We can often mitigate the fallout with big long hugs and reminders that love is given freely, not earned
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I'm working on a short story called "Fire in the Library" and it keeps getting longer 😂😭
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Reposted by Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil
At the same time that corporate propaganda has taught us to hate being a recipient of social programs, it turns out corporations love NOTHING MORE than being a recipient of federal bailouts & subsidies.

They call it socialism when it benefits the People & Capitalism when it benefits themselves.🧵
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Take.... These broken spuds.... And learn to eye again...
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Also, if you play as Robert Jordan, any blow that takes you to zero HP brings in Sanderson at 25% health to finish for you
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Isn't the blue for salted? That's why we are mean to you, everyone knows buying unsalted allows you to control the saltiness of a dish.
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM