Roslyn Grundy
@onetui.bsky.social
Food writer and editor based in Naarm (Melbourne), Australia. Warning: may contain traces of football.
A tin of Almond Roca, chocolate-covered toffee sprinkled with chopped almonds and/or Jelly Belly jelly beans with some of the crazier flavours.
October 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
A tin of Almond Roca, chocolate-covered toffee sprinkled with chopped almonds and/or Jelly Belly jelly beans with some of the crazier flavours.
Such a good standard of football. I'd have described it as a good advertisement for the game if I thought it was getting a decent audience.
October 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Such a good standard of football. I'd have described it as a good advertisement for the game if I thought it was getting a decent audience.
He looked filthy to be subbed off
October 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
He looked filthy to be subbed off
What an amazing fairytale. Heidelberg United is through to the final of the #AustraliaCup. But if I never hear the term "cupset" (cup+upset) again, it would be too soon.
August 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
What an amazing fairytale. Heidelberg United is through to the final of the #AustraliaCup. But if I never hear the term "cupset" (cup+upset) again, it would be too soon.
It is. There's no use for it outside our field. But nevertheless, I find it illicits a funny reaction.
July 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It is. There's no use for it outside our field. But nevertheless, I find it illicits a funny reaction.
When I mention the word "dinkus" to civilians (non-journos), they laugh and think I've made it up.
July 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When I mention the word "dinkus" to civilians (non-journos), they laugh and think I've made it up.
Oh, Stephen. I am so sorry. We are going through exactly this with our old male cat. I'm dreading the end but trying to give him a comfortable one.
June 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Oh, Stephen. I am so sorry. We are going through exactly this with our old male cat. I'm dreading the end but trying to give him a comfortable one.
Best wishes, Jon. My son had brain surgery many years ago, and brain surgeons are the best of the best.
June 9, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Best wishes, Jon. My son had brain surgery many years ago, and brain surgeons are the best of the best.
Ah, those were the days.
May 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Ah, those were the days.
"90 minutes, 90 emotions" as the A-League used to advertise in the days when they bothered trying to get non-believers on board.
May 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
"90 minutes, 90 emotions" as the A-League used to advertise in the days when they bothered trying to get non-believers on board.
I'm happy to note that this hasn't aged well.
May 24, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I'm happy to note that this hasn't aged well.
Lovely gesture from Machach to hold up Hamill's shirt after scoring a goal in the A-League semifinal. The injured Hamill had played a huge defensive role this season.
May 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Lovely gesture from Machach to hold up Hamill's shirt after scoring a goal in the A-League semifinal. The injured Hamill had played a huge defensive role this season.
In Australia, we'd call a mate "cunt", and a cunt "mate". You know trouble is brewing if a stranger calls you mate.
May 17, 2025 at 8:55 AM
In Australia, we'd call a mate "cunt", and a cunt "mate". You know trouble is brewing if a stranger calls you mate.
Just like the chef who will happily incinerate your steak.
May 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Just like the chef who will happily incinerate your steak.
He's worked hard on his strength training, and holds his ground much better these days.
May 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
He's worked hard on his strength training, and holds his ground much better these days.
Not at all what I was expecting tonight.
May 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Not at all what I was expecting tonight.
I came here tonight in desperation. But it's nothing like pre-Elon Twitter.
May 3, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I came here tonight in desperation. But it's nothing like pre-Elon Twitter.