"Can I hit that"

*gulps down 24 ounces, swallows multiple ice cubes whole*

The number of times Ive gotten in a brand new car and driven it less than 100 feet only for it to present an immediate safety hazard (AC wont turn on in 100 degree weather, auto brake trying to send me thru the windshield) is astronomical. Financing one signals you dont understand the value of money

When I saw them live they played grand theft autumn as their only song from take this to your grave and I was MAD

THIS IS SIDE ONE
FLIP ME OVER
I KNOW IM NOT YOUR FAVORITE RECORD

Nah cuz you can smell when theres dgd fan in the room