One Slide
@oneslide.bsky.social
Poems so short you won't need billable time to read them. #marketing #advertising #haiku #bliss
Air Travel:
Terminals abuzz
Baby's wails echo through gates
Feline in the air
(Luv)
Terminals abuzz
Baby's wails echo through gates
Feline in the air
(Luv)
June 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Air Travel:
Terminals abuzz
Baby's wails echo through gates
Feline in the air
(Luv)
Terminals abuzz
Baby's wails echo through gates
Feline in the air
(Luv)
Sales Channel Conflict:
Channels clash in strife
Brands and reps in discord
Sales suffer within
(screech)
Channels clash in strife
Brands and reps in discord
Sales suffer within
(screech)
June 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Sales Channel Conflict:
Channels clash in strife
Brands and reps in discord
Sales suffer within
(screech)
Channels clash in strife
Brands and reps in discord
Sales suffer within
(screech)
Airport Bathrooms:
Stalls are cramped and cold
Water drips from worn faucets
Sighs echo within
(flush)
Stalls are cramped and cold
Water drips from worn faucets
Sighs echo within
(flush)
June 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Airport Bathrooms:
Stalls are cramped and cold
Water drips from worn faucets
Sighs echo within
(flush)
Stalls are cramped and cold
Water drips from worn faucets
Sighs echo within
(flush)
Surge Pricing:
Prices spike so high
Rides cost more than the night sky
Wallet cries in pain
(buzz)
Prices spike so high
Rides cost more than the night sky
Wallet cries in pain
(buzz)
June 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Surge Pricing:
Prices spike so high
Rides cost more than the night sky
Wallet cries in pain
(buzz)
Prices spike so high
Rides cost more than the night sky
Wallet cries in pain
(buzz)
Airport Food Courts:
Sushi and burgers
Overpriced and bland to taste
Travelers sigh loud
(trapped)
Sushi and burgers
Overpriced and bland to taste
Travelers sigh loud
(trapped)
June 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Airport Food Courts:
Sushi and burgers
Overpriced and bland to taste
Travelers sigh loud
(trapped)
Sushi and burgers
Overpriced and bland to taste
Travelers sigh loud
(trapped)
Flight Delays:
Planes stuck on the ground
Frustration takes to the air
Time ticks by so slow
(zzz)
Planes stuck on the ground
Frustration takes to the air
Time ticks by so slow
(zzz)
June 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Flight Delays:
Planes stuck on the ground
Frustration takes to the air
Time ticks by so slow
(zzz)
Planes stuck on the ground
Frustration takes to the air
Time ticks by so slow
(zzz)
Business Travel:
Slides in suitcase packed
Airport Wi-Fi tests my plan
Data in the cloud sleeps
(A-List)
Slides in suitcase packed
Airport Wi-Fi tests my plan
Data in the cloud sleeps
(A-List)
June 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Business Travel:
Slides in suitcase packed
Airport Wi-Fi tests my plan
Data in the cloud sleeps
(A-List)
Slides in suitcase packed
Airport Wi-Fi tests my plan
Data in the cloud sleeps
(A-List)
MQL:
Leads filtered with care
Marketing's careful sift finds
Potential takes shape
(bonuses)
Leads filtered with care
Marketing's careful sift finds
Potential takes shape
(bonuses)
May 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
MQL:
Leads filtered with care
Marketing's careful sift finds
Potential takes shape
(bonuses)
Leads filtered with care
Marketing's careful sift finds
Potential takes shape
(bonuses)
ARR:
Revenue streams flow
Annual figures tell the tale
Growth in steady rise
(valuation)
Revenue streams flow
Annual figures tell the tale
Growth in steady rise
(valuation)
May 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ARR:
Revenue streams flow
Annual figures tell the tale
Growth in steady rise
(valuation)
Revenue streams flow
Annual figures tell the tale
Growth in steady rise
(valuation)
Scheduling:
Schedules clash hard
Finding time, a rare gem
Meetings, a puzzle
(what times are you available?)
Schedules clash hard
Finding time, a rare gem
Meetings, a puzzle
(what times are you available?)
May 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Scheduling:
Schedules clash hard
Finding time, a rare gem
Meetings, a puzzle
(what times are you available?)
Schedules clash hard
Finding time, a rare gem
Meetings, a puzzle
(what times are you available?)
Overlords:
Tiny details choke
Freedom lost in every move
Suffocated by rules
(micromanagement)
Tiny details choke
Freedom lost in every move
Suffocated by rules
(micromanagement)
May 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Overlords:
Tiny details choke
Freedom lost in every move
Suffocated by rules
(micromanagement)
Tiny details choke
Freedom lost in every move
Suffocated by rules
(micromanagement)
Return to Office:
Cubicles await
Morning commute's heavy sigh
Freedom lost again
(microwaved fish)
Cubicles await
Morning commute's heavy sigh
Freedom lost again
(microwaved fish)
May 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Return to Office:
Cubicles await
Morning commute's heavy sigh
Freedom lost again
(microwaved fish)
Cubicles await
Morning commute's heavy sigh
Freedom lost again
(microwaved fish)
Taking Credit Without Doing the Work:
Names on borrowed fame
Empty pages bear their mark
Credit without ink
(presenting not representing)
Names on borrowed fame
Empty pages bear their mark
Credit without ink
(presenting not representing)
May 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Taking Credit Without Doing the Work:
Names on borrowed fame
Empty pages bear their mark
Credit without ink
(presenting not representing)
Names on borrowed fame
Empty pages bear their mark
Credit without ink
(presenting not representing)
HR Investigations:
Discreet eyes observe
Truths revealed in quiet rooms
Justice is the aim
(feedback)
Discreet eyes observe
Truths revealed in quiet rooms
Justice is the aim
(feedback)
May 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
HR Investigations:
Discreet eyes observe
Truths revealed in quiet rooms
Justice is the aim
(feedback)
Discreet eyes observe
Truths revealed in quiet rooms
Justice is the aim
(feedback)
Fishbowl App:
Secrets shared in dark
Anonymous whispers spread
Workplace drama reigns
(wen)
#fishbowl #marketing #app #advertising
Secrets shared in dark
Anonymous whispers spread
Workplace drama reigns
(wen)
#fishbowl #marketing #app #advertising
May 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Fishbowl App:
Secrets shared in dark
Anonymous whispers spread
Workplace drama reigns
(wen)
#fishbowl #marketing #app #advertising
Secrets shared in dark
Anonymous whispers spread
Workplace drama reigns
(wen)
#fishbowl #marketing #app #advertising
Agency Consolidation:
Agencies combine
Giant firms swallow the small
Fewer voices rise
(gulp)
Agencies combine
Giant firms swallow the small
Fewer voices rise
(gulp)
May 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Agency Consolidation:
Agencies combine
Giant firms swallow the small
Fewer voices rise
(gulp)
Agencies combine
Giant firms swallow the small
Fewer voices rise
(gulp)
Business Travel:
Frequent skies await
Cities blur in passing clouds
Business in the air
(luv)
Frequent skies await
Cities blur in passing clouds
Business in the air
(luv)
May 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Business Travel:
Frequent skies await
Cities blur in passing clouds
Business in the air
(luv)
Frequent skies await
Cities blur in passing clouds
Business in the air
(luv)
Workplace Bathrooms:
Single stall awaits
Secrets shared in quiet space
Sanctuary found
(the shoes are the tell)
Single stall awaits
Secrets shared in quiet space
Sanctuary found
(the shoes are the tell)
May 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Workplace Bathrooms:
Single stall awaits
Secrets shared in quiet space
Sanctuary found
(the shoes are the tell)
Single stall awaits
Secrets shared in quiet space
Sanctuary found
(the shoes are the tell)
One Slide: Poems so short you won't need to bill time to read them. #marketing #advertising #haiku #poetry #billable #timesheet #bliss
May 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
One Slide: Poems so short you won't need to bill time to read them. #marketing #advertising #haiku #poetry #billable #timesheet #bliss
Micromanagement:
Eyes that watch each step
Control's heavy, careful hand
Stifling free will rise
(believe in yourself)
Eyes that watch each step
Control's heavy, careful hand
Stifling free will rise
(believe in yourself)
May 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Micromanagement:
Eyes that watch each step
Control's heavy, careful hand
Stifling free will rise
(believe in yourself)
Eyes that watch each step
Control's heavy, careful hand
Stifling free will rise
(believe in yourself)
Font Formatting:
Fonts convey the tone
Bold words echo through cyberspace
Serif's gentle slope
(k e r n i n g is important)
Fonts convey the tone
Bold words echo through cyberspace
Serif's gentle slope
(k e r n i n g is important)
May 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Font Formatting:
Fonts convey the tone
Bold words echo through cyberspace
Serif's gentle slope
(k e r n i n g is important)
Fonts convey the tone
Bold words echo through cyberspace
Serif's gentle slope
(k e r n i n g is important)
Corporate Training:
Minds sharpened with skill
Knowledge sparks in sterile room
Growth in measured pace
(retain what you can before the next email message)
Minds sharpened with skill
Knowledge sparks in sterile room
Growth in measured pace
(retain what you can before the next email message)
May 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Corporate Training:
Minds sharpened with skill
Knowledge sparks in sterile room
Growth in measured pace
(retain what you can before the next email message)
Minds sharpened with skill
Knowledge sparks in sterile room
Growth in measured pace
(retain what you can before the next email message)
Type-A Business Leaders:
Driven, fierce, and fast
Success at any cost sought
Racing to the top
(empty and lonely at times)
Driven, fierce, and fast
Success at any cost sought
Racing to the top
(empty and lonely at times)
May 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Type-A Business Leaders:
Driven, fierce, and fast
Success at any cost sought
Racing to the top
(empty and lonely at times)
Driven, fierce, and fast
Success at any cost sought
Racing to the top
(empty and lonely at times)
Partnerships:
Hands that once were sole
Now entwined in common goal
Shared success unfurls
(with paperwork)
Hands that once were sole
Now entwined in common goal
Shared success unfurls
(with paperwork)
May 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Partnerships:
Hands that once were sole
Now entwined in common goal
Shared success unfurls
(with paperwork)
Hands that once were sole
Now entwined in common goal
Shared success unfurls
(with paperwork)
Meeting Scheduling:
Calendars align
Minds meet in a chosen slot
Productive intent
(who owns next steps?)
Calendars align
Minds meet in a chosen slot
Productive intent
(who owns next steps?)
May 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Meeting Scheduling:
Calendars align
Minds meet in a chosen slot
Productive intent
(who owns next steps?)
Calendars align
Minds meet in a chosen slot
Productive intent
(who owns next steps?)