OneScoop
@onescoop.bsky.social
Yes, that is the crestfallen warrior shit posting. No, it totally didn't take half an hour in MS paint.
My partner dumped all the nori in their miso on me, life is good
August 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My partner dumped all the nori in their miso on me, life is good
Sometimes you need to crew serve your JoJo poses
July 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Sometimes you need to crew serve your JoJo poses
I love my little ducklings
May 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I love my little ducklings
The things you find when you discover the table at my favorite pizza bar has a drawer
April 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The things you find when you discover the table at my favorite pizza bar has a drawer
Favorite brand of weather
March 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Favorite brand of weather
SUB YOUR AAUCE FOR OLIVE OIL AND CRUSHED GARLIC, damn near religious experience
March 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
SUB YOUR AAUCE FOR OLIVE OIL AND CRUSHED GARLIC, damn near religious experience
I hate you, other office that controls these lights. A thousand years of tinnitus upon your children
February 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I hate you, other office that controls these lights. A thousand years of tinnitus upon your children
The dentists office nextdoor controls the air, and they always have the heather cranked. It's 85 degrees outside. This little guy is the best coworker ever
February 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The dentists office nextdoor controls the air, and they always have the heather cranked. It's 85 degrees outside. This little guy is the best coworker ever
The hardest worker in the office right now
January 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The hardest worker in the office right now
The only cake my mom could find my partner for their birthday was super flowery, so she took some liberties
January 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The only cake my mom could find my partner for their birthday was super flowery, so she took some liberties
My partner can wear their mothmen plushies as a belt
December 27, 2024 at 6:48 PM
My partner can wear their mothmen plushies as a belt
Got my ass kicked in sequence *twice*
December 25, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Got my ass kicked in sequence *twice*
Famished, starving, skin and bones
November 29, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Famished, starving, skin and bones
Garlic cloves, never to be cooked 😔
November 10, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Garlic cloves, never to be cooked 😔
Hard to find a reason to keep waking up. Except my best friend made a kickass porkchop glaze, so that's good enough for me
November 6, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Hard to find a reason to keep waking up. Except my best friend made a kickass porkchop glaze, so that's good enough for me
Apricot and Dijon glaze
November 5, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Apricot and Dijon glaze
