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Misshape. Mistake. Misfit. Avid reader. Often in awe. Philosophy, language, arts.

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Para referencia de los novatos de la vida:
The cartoon character The Pink Panther coming out of the dryer, its face surrounded by hair standing up, a ball of hair with static.
April 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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I found this very insightful about the #Fafo going around...
The popular meme that says "the more you know..." With additional words in yellow below that say "the less you maga"
March 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Got a message from LinkedIn, opened the app, and saw this... 🤮
LinkedIn post inviting to invest in SpaceX "before it goes public" shows an illustration of a man in a suit (presumably Husk) and a rocket behind him, below it says "exclusive access full shares in SpaceX, openai and more"
March 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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The leopards ate his what?
White letters in gothic font that read: "fucketh around a d findeth out." And echoing biblical chapter and verse quoting style, says "Mood 24:7"
January 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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A colorful image taken with a telescope with white text in dialogue format that reads: "Brain: don't forget Me: forget what? Brain: forget what?"
January 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
onesarahwatters.bsky.social
Look
Split image, before and after, of Kimberly Guilfoyle.
December 9, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.hamgod.skin hey. I got something for you to use whenever you need it. Lol
Meme of a comedian Richard Pryor with a microphone, the text reads: "before complaining about anything on my page, ask yourself, did I ask you to follow me, motherfucker...?"
December 9, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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A friend from Miami sent me this noting this is the lowest she has ever seen gas in the 15 years she has lived there, and asking to preserve the image for comparison. Taken in Miami, FL on December 6, 2024.
Gas pump showing the price per gallon, including taxes, of 87 (minimal octane). The picture was taken in Miami, FL on December 6, 2024. The price is $2.799 per gallon.
December 9, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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Shall you feel in the mood for blocking an arse, check out the replies on this one.
Screenshot of an account profile, this account's name has three words, I'll put them separately here, but in the account they're not separated. The first is cats, then the word that sounds like the number 4, and the name of the president elect by a whisker in 2024.
December 8, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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Repurposed. I probably should've said "entering 2014”, because at that time I didn't know djt would be on the 2016 race or have a hunch he would win, which I totally did when leaving 2015. But, whatever.
Popular meme of two images sharing similarities, one from the film Grease with Olivia Newton John, young, naive looking as was her character in the film, and John Travolta driving in a car, and the text that reads: "Leaving 2019” and and the other image from the film Pulp Fiction, very similar to the first one on top, except it is Uma Thurman, purposefully looking disheveled, with sunken eyes and some blood, and John Travolta is much older (this image follows an extreme sequence). The image at the bottom has the words "entering 2025”. The graphic implication is that the poster feels completely changed and went through some serious, damaging, traumatic experiences. On top, handwritten in red, the number 19 is crossed out and the number 15 is written on top. I should have replaced it by entering 2014, before I knew who would be the Republican nominee for the 2016 election, but whatever.
December 8, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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These aviators are slicker than those you're wearig, and the rectangle ones are cute too.
Rectangle shaped tinted prescription sunglasses, with purple tint. Aviator style prescription sunglasses with teal tint.
November 21, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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A drawing of an upsidedown pipe (resembling René Magritte's famous pipe with the legend "this is not a pipe") is colored in a way that looks like a head with a weird blond hair, presumably Donald trump's head, and has the legend in French "this is not a president".
November 13, 2024 at 9:36 PM