I just want one of them—anyone—to say “Quiet, piggy” to him in the same register he said it to them and watch him crash out.

I mean, she looks like she’s encountered a wasp nest the last five-ten years of her life.

I wonder what the ratio is between congresspeople who read this and thought, “Huh. We can do that?” and the ones who thought, “Huh. We shouldn’t be doing that?”

Let’s all call it what it is—a kickback, not a bribe.

Yeah—thing is, it’s not a bribe. It’s a kickback.

Someone should send discount Nosferatu a history of the 100th Inf. Batt. and the 442nd Inf. Reg., the “most decorated unit” in WWII, which consisted of 2nd-generation Japanese Americans, many of whom had family members in interment camps.

Frida the 13th

They’re truly the skibidi toilet administration.

Mark Knopfler, Privateering
Pixies, Doggerel

Trump the pope? He wouldn’t be able to keep the hat on.

I mean, tell me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think the writers of Veep would ever have gone so over the top as to have a “Selina kills the pope” storyline.

Jeez. What in the Kafka is going on here?

Ski the Dow!

Depends on the dictionary, but that one … yeah, that’s a problem.