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Currently watching: Doctor Odyssey, Silo, Skeleton Crew
Currently watching: Doctor Odyssey, Silo, Skeleton Crew
January 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
January 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
January 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
#Silo S2xE7
Somehow, these guys have access to all this technology, but Bernard still needs some random dude to solve a cipher that's 140 years old?
Also, isn't this a dunk on Apple? That iPad will hold all these books, but solving actual problems? Nah, figure it out yourself.
Somehow, these guys have access to all this technology, but Bernard still needs some random dude to solve a cipher that's 140 years old?
Also, isn't this a dunk on Apple? That iPad will hold all these books, but solving actual problems? Nah, figure it out yourself.
December 28, 2024 at 12:56 AM
#Silo S2xE7
Somehow, these guys have access to all this technology, but Bernard still needs some random dude to solve a cipher that's 140 years old?
Also, isn't this a dunk on Apple? That iPad will hold all these books, but solving actual problems? Nah, figure it out yourself.
Somehow, these guys have access to all this technology, but Bernard still needs some random dude to solve a cipher that's 140 years old?
Also, isn't this a dunk on Apple? That iPad will hold all these books, but solving actual problems? Nah, figure it out yourself.
#SkeletonCrew S1xE4
Head Writer: You know what would be cool?
Writer: What?
Head Writer: A young, female character in the middle of a planetary war that shows compassion, skill, and is a foil to one our main characters.
Writer: Eh...
Head Writer: And she does parkour.
Writer: WIZARD!
Head Writer: You know what would be cool?
Writer: What?
Head Writer: A young, female character in the middle of a planetary war that shows compassion, skill, and is a foil to one our main characters.
Writer: Eh...
Head Writer: And she does parkour.
Writer: WIZARD!
December 22, 2024 at 10:40 PM
#SkeletonCrew S1xE4
Head Writer: You know what would be cool?
Writer: What?
Head Writer: A young, female character in the middle of a planetary war that shows compassion, skill, and is a foil to one our main characters.
Writer: Eh...
Head Writer: And she does parkour.
Writer: WIZARD!
Head Writer: You know what would be cool?
Writer: What?
Head Writer: A young, female character in the middle of a planetary war that shows compassion, skill, and is a foil to one our main characters.
Writer: Eh...
Head Writer: And she does parkour.
Writer: WIZARD!
#Silo S2xE6
Bernard, who barricaded the stairs, poisoned the food, and halted supplies to the lower levels, who are now rebelling successfully:
Bernard, who barricaded the stairs, poisoned the food, and halted supplies to the lower levels, who are now rebelling successfully:
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December 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
#Silo S2xE6
Bernard, who barricaded the stairs, poisoned the food, and halted supplies to the lower levels, who are now rebelling successfully:
Bernard, who barricaded the stairs, poisoned the food, and halted supplies to the lower levels, who are now rebelling successfully:
#SkeletonCrew S1xE3
Law: Ahoy, mateys! It's Captain Jack Spa -
Director: Uh, Jude? Yeah, wrong franchise.
Law: I ran a badass group of pirates, I got mutinied, and now I have a young, new crew to get my rep back. Isn't that the first Pirates movie?
Director: Just...say the lines please.
Law: Ahoy, mateys! It's Captain Jack Spa -
Director: Uh, Jude? Yeah, wrong franchise.
Law: I ran a badass group of pirates, I got mutinied, and now I have a young, new crew to get my rep back. Isn't that the first Pirates movie?
Director: Just...say the lines please.
December 14, 2024 at 2:13 AM
#SkeletonCrew S1xE3
Law: Ahoy, mateys! It's Captain Jack Spa -
Director: Uh, Jude? Yeah, wrong franchise.
Law: I ran a badass group of pirates, I got mutinied, and now I have a young, new crew to get my rep back. Isn't that the first Pirates movie?
Director: Just...say the lines please.
Law: Ahoy, mateys! It's Captain Jack Spa -
Director: Uh, Jude? Yeah, wrong franchise.
Law: I ran a badass group of pirates, I got mutinied, and now I have a young, new crew to get my rep back. Isn't that the first Pirates movie?
Director: Just...say the lines please.
#SkeletonCrew S1xE2
Kids: We just want to go back home!
Merchant: Yeah, but have you seen these cool killer robots you can buy?
Kids: We have some weird money?
Merchant: TO THE BRIGG!
Kids: We just want to go back home!
Merchant: Yeah, but have you seen these cool killer robots you can buy?
Kids: We have some weird money?
Merchant: TO THE BRIGG!
December 8, 2024 at 10:44 PM
#SkeletonCrew S1xE2
Kids: We just want to go back home!
Merchant: Yeah, but have you seen these cool killer robots you can buy?
Kids: We have some weird money?
Merchant: TO THE BRIGG!
Kids: We just want to go back home!
Merchant: Yeah, but have you seen these cool killer robots you can buy?
Kids: We have some weird money?
Merchant: TO THE BRIGG!
#Silo S2xE4
Writers room: OK, there's this really emotional, powerful scene in the middle of the episode and we think you're going to like it.
Apple: Cool. We need you to use a Vision Pro in the scene.
Writers room: Um, excuse me?
Apple: VISION. PRO.
Writers room: We are so fucked.
Writers room: OK, there's this really emotional, powerful scene in the middle of the episode and we think you're going to like it.
Apple: Cool. We need you to use a Vision Pro in the scene.
Writers room: Um, excuse me?
Apple: VISION. PRO.
Writers room: We are so fucked.
December 6, 2024 at 10:40 PM
#Silo S2xE4
Writers room: OK, there's this really emotional, powerful scene in the middle of the episode and we think you're going to like it.
Apple: Cool. We need you to use a Vision Pro in the scene.
Writers room: Um, excuse me?
Apple: VISION. PRO.
Writers room: We are so fucked.
Writers room: OK, there's this really emotional, powerful scene in the middle of the episode and we think you're going to like it.
Apple: Cool. We need you to use a Vision Pro in the scene.
Writers room: Um, excuse me?
Apple: VISION. PRO.
Writers room: We are so fucked.
#Silo S2xE3
Meadows: I want a suit so I can escape this Silo.
Bernard: OK, cool. I'll measure the suit myself.
Meadows: My dude, you are the most sus person ever.
Meadows: I want a suit so I can escape this Silo.
Bernard: OK, cool. I'll measure the suit myself.
Meadows: My dude, you are the most sus person ever.
December 3, 2024 at 9:15 PM
#Silo S2xE3
Meadows: I want a suit so I can escape this Silo.
Bernard: OK, cool. I'll measure the suit myself.
Meadows: My dude, you are the most sus person ever.
Meadows: I want a suit so I can escape this Silo.
Bernard: OK, cool. I'll measure the suit myself.
Meadows: My dude, you are the most sus person ever.
#Silo S2xE2
Hi, Bernard here for heat tape! The super strong, resistant tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and prevent you from dying.
Hi, Bernard here for heat tape! The super strong, resistant tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and prevent you from dying.
a man is dancing in a room with flex tape in the background
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November 22, 2024 at 6:30 PM
#Silo S2xE2
Hi, Bernard here for heat tape! The super strong, resistant tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and prevent you from dying.
Hi, Bernard here for heat tape! The super strong, resistant tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and prevent you from dying.
You can do it 💪
November 15, 2024 at 2:40 AM
You can do it 💪
Favorite classic film?
November 15, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Favorite classic film?
Are you burdened with glorious purpose?
November 15, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Are you burdened with glorious purpose?
Agreed! It's what made the original runs of shows like LOST so good.
November 15, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Agreed! It's what made the original runs of shows like LOST so good.
Fallout was incredible and an impossible (pun intended) act to follow. Dead Reckoning was good, but IMO, had way too many moving parts. Cruise still doing insane stunts is amazing though. I hope there's more but with a different lead.
November 15, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Fallout was incredible and an impossible (pun intended) act to follow. Dead Reckoning was good, but IMO, had way too many moving parts. Cruise still doing insane stunts is amazing though. I hope there's more but with a different lead.
You guys got sex bots?
November 15, 2024 at 2:13 AM
You guys got sex bots?
Looks amazing! Great job.
November 15, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Looks amazing! Great job.