Trip Somers
@onepitchman.bsky.social
Leftist baseball person with a baseball website. Driveline Certified Youth Coach. Former professional baseball scout.
Can confirm. Though they are both idiots.
November 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Can confirm. Though they are both idiots.
She has come to snuggle. I'm not telling her.
September 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
She has come to snuggle. I'm not telling her.
My 6-month-old kitten has food stuck to her head... ?
September 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My 6-month-old kitten has food stuck to her head... ?
Yes, we have one of our experts available.
September 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, we have one of our experts available.
Sometimes you get bored on a Sunday and decide to test the limits of what you can do with basil. (Look closely or you might miss it.)
August 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Sometimes you get bored on a Sunday and decide to test the limits of what you can do with basil. (Look closely or you might miss it.)
The gray kitten, petulantly mewing at me: "Make it spin! I want to ride the ride!"
August 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The gray kitten, petulantly mewing at me: "Make it spin! I want to ride the ride!"
For fun, Bobby Witt, Jr. will likely also do this this season. Saw another stat about Julio being the first player to go 20/20 in each of his first four seasons, and Bobby is probably joining him, too.
August 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
For fun, Bobby Witt, Jr. will likely also do this this season. Saw another stat about Julio being the first player to go 20/20 in each of his first four seasons, and Bobby is probably joining him, too.
She is obsessed with the hole in the bottom where the litter clumps go. She watches it spin. She tries to find the hole when it's done.
She's probably going to jump in the hole at some point, and... ew.
She's probably going to jump in the hole at some point, and... ew.
July 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
She is obsessed with the hole in the bottom where the litter clumps go. She watches it spin. She tries to find the hole when it's done.
She's probably going to jump in the hole at some point, and... ew.
She's probably going to jump in the hole at some point, and... ew.
My gray kitten is broken again.
July 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My gray kitten is broken again.
I think my kitten is broken. Maybe there's been some kind of recall I didn't hear about.
July 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I think my kitten is broken. Maybe there's been some kind of recall I didn't hear about.
When you are smol but very tired:
July 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
When you are smol but very tired:
This is now a kittens account.
July 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This is now a kittens account.
Anyone interested in a rug-aged + barrel-aged stout collab between Martin House and Somers Spillage?
March 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Anyone interested in a rug-aged + barrel-aged stout collab between Martin House and Somers Spillage?
Who can forget this classic rock hit?!
March 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Who can forget this classic rock hit?!
Me: /reflexively reaches for "Not interested"
Also, me: "Well, hang on a sec..."
Also, me: "Well, hang on a sec..."
January 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Me: /reflexively reaches for "Not interested"
Also, me: "Well, hang on a sec..."
Also, me: "Well, hang on a sec..."
18 is theoretically possible. 19 is ridiculous.
November 28, 2024 at 2:13 AM
18 is theoretically possible. 19 is ridiculous.
The milkmen bit stands the test of time.
November 9, 2024 at 5:36 AM
The milkmen bit stands the test of time.
A rather huge moth that thankfully successfully evaded the lawnmower this afternoon.
May 25, 2024 at 4:41 AM
A rather huge moth that thankfully successfully evaded the lawnmower this afternoon.