Michael M. Jones
@oneminutemonkey.bsky.social
writer. book reviewer. anthologist. owned by cats. very sleepy. often stressed. mostly harmless. cryptically queer. he/him. SFWA. Codex. MFA in Childrens' Literature from Hollins University. I support diversity, inclusion, representation.
It’s supposed to be cooked, yeah. Maybe you just got a bad corn dog. A proper one should be nice and hot. 😢
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It’s supposed to be cooked, yeah. Maybe you just got a bad corn dog. A proper one should be nice and hot. 😢
Wait until you discover Korean corn dogs. They come with fancy extras. And/or cheese.
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Wait until you discover Korean corn dogs. They come with fancy extras. And/or cheese.
I’m so tired of trying to prove I’m human.
What if I don’t want to be human.
What if I don’t want to be human.
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’m so tired of trying to prove I’m human.
What if I don’t want to be human.
What if I don’t want to be human.
This will play well with people who like more money but don’t think they need to spend it on health stuff. “I just won’t go to the hospital or see a doctor or have an accident or get sick ever” they shall say from their seat of their new ATV.
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This will play well with people who like more money but don’t think they need to spend it on health stuff. “I just won’t go to the hospital or see a doctor or have an accident or get sick ever” they shall say from their seat of their new ATV.
I'm in excellent company!
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I'm in excellent company!
They don't call it TRANSportation for nothing.
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
They don't call it TRANSportation for nothing.
Holy shit.
I would DEFINITELY eat a Skyline chili pizza.
I would DEFINITELY eat a Skyline chili pizza.
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Holy shit.
I would DEFINITELY eat a Skyline chili pizza.
I would DEFINITELY eat a Skyline chili pizza.
I just know to distrust any unsolicited email that says they've read me, like me, and want to spotlight me.
Because I know all five of my fans personally.
"Hi mom-in-law!"
🤣
Because I know all five of my fans personally.
"Hi mom-in-law!"
🤣
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I just know to distrust any unsolicited email that says they've read me, like me, and want to spotlight me.
Because I know all five of my fans personally.
"Hi mom-in-law!"
🤣
Because I know all five of my fans personally.
"Hi mom-in-law!"
🤣
Roasting veggies is the secret to everything. Green beans? Asparagus? Potatoes? Onions? Olive oil and your choice of spices!
November 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Roasting veggies is the secret to everything. Green beans? Asparagus? Potatoes? Onions? Olive oil and your choice of spices!
Tim Curry from The Three Musketeers, right?
I didn't know he was in something else. Makes sense. He's talented. :)
I didn't know he was in something else. Makes sense. He's talented. :)
November 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Tim Curry from The Three Musketeers, right?
I didn't know he was in something else. Makes sense. He's talented. :)
I didn't know he was in something else. Makes sense. He's talented. :)
"Sword Lesbian" is so far up your alley, you're one mugging away from meeting Batman.
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Sword Lesbian" is so far up your alley, you're one mugging away from meeting Batman.
So gay.
The blacksmith and the princess deserved each other.
The blacksmith and the princess deserved each other.
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
So gay.
The blacksmith and the princess deserved each other.
The blacksmith and the princess deserved each other.
I’ve worked in the same building for over ten years and -still- doublecheck I’m going into the “correct” restroom. You’d think I’d be sure by now.
November 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I’ve worked in the same building for over ten years and -still- doublecheck I’m going into the “correct” restroom. You’d think I’d be sure by now.
I am happy and/or sad for everyone.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I am happy and/or sad for everyone.
Thanks! It was fun to work on. :)
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Thanks! It was fun to work on. :)