When achievement #2 is saved plastic straws, I'm just glad ....

I was gonna write "... that achievement #3 isn't 'didnt shit himself in public' " but then I remembered the stories from the Louvre reopening and I realized they couldn't use that....

Hey Canada,

Here's Trump pitching a vote for PP and becoming the 51st state in the same post.

Don't forget this when you go to the polls today.

A man who has had his spine removed twice is henceforth known as a Rubio.

Pass it on.

This just sums up everything that is wrong with America right now.

My sincerest congratulations to all Americans on your transitioning from citizens to subjects.

You're gonna love being in an Absolute Monarchy. You'll have f*ck all say in anything and if you don't like it, there's a gallows.

PS - when should France expect the Statue of Liberty back?

Why am I not surprised they fucked this up?

All meals should be made of leftover sandwiches, cheese and onion crisps and beer, and not just the meals on Dec 26.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Stupid excited to look at this list and pick out weeks for a potential trip home.

Wait, my wife is on here. What I mean is ... Ah fuck it, I'm going to Dalyer.

#Bohs #LeagueofIreland @bfcdublin.bsky.social

I'm genuinely trying not to get angry at this because he's not in office yet, and there are 4 years of this to come, but the levels of disrespect are outrageous.

It has come to my attention both that I haven't posted yet and that a lot of people are posting pictures of their cats.

So here is Arya.