one man beach party
@onemanbeachparty.bsky.social
dancing with myself
"I'd do something but I don't want to upset my billionaire sponsors"
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
"I'd do something but I don't want to upset my billionaire sponsors"
For them it's all leisurely strolls along the beach lapping up ice cream while the world burns
January 15, 2026 at 2:06 AM
For them it's all leisurely strolls along the beach lapping up ice cream while the world burns
Self-absorbed boomers could waltz into a career after dropping out of grade 8, buy a house only 4 times the cost of their annual salary, and abandon their kids to fend for themselves until dinner time. Their guilt trips really don't resonate with me at all.
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Self-absorbed boomers could waltz into a career after dropping out of grade 8, buy a house only 4 times the cost of their annual salary, and abandon their kids to fend for themselves until dinner time. Their guilt trips really don't resonate with me at all.
Why does Sean Hannity look like the product of a warty old budgerigar having sex with a mouldy Brussels sprout
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Why does Sean Hannity look like the product of a warty old budgerigar having sex with a mouldy Brussels sprout
I think she means the activities of our new Zionist imperialist shadow government
January 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I think she means the activities of our new Zionist imperialist shadow government
An army of Zombies, infected with brain poison, shambling around like the dead, reactively lashing out at anything that seems "woke"
January 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
An army of Zombies, infected with brain poison, shambling around like the dead, reactively lashing out at anything that seems "woke"
Why do right wingers always look like demons in ill-fitting human skin suits
January 7, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Why do right wingers always look like demons in ill-fitting human skin suits
He could put his money where his mouth is and have sex with incels right now
January 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
He could put his money where his mouth is and have sex with incels right now
We can't have a functioning democracy while oil corporations stand upon our necks
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
We can't have a functioning democracy while oil corporations stand upon our necks
wise words, both yours and meme
December 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
wise words, both yours and meme
She's not being "sensitive". Hey family are alienating her
December 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
She's not being "sensitive". Hey family are alienating her
Rogan won't grief Trump out for being a child rapist though. Could it be a shared affinity hmmm
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Rogan won't grief Trump out for being a child rapist though. Could it be a shared affinity hmmm
Gotta wheedle your way into getting laid somehow. After all, admitting being a conservative is rightfully a hard turn off these days
December 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Gotta wheedle your way into getting laid somehow. After all, admitting being a conservative is rightfully a hard turn off these days
I hate it. My disabilities don't play out as "different abilities" they just result in exclusion from meaningful participation in the "labour market".
December 17, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I hate it. My disabilities don't play out as "different abilities" they just result in exclusion from meaningful participation in the "labour market".
Another assault by another female-dependent loser
December 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Another assault by another female-dependent loser
He'll never recognise the violence of his own white colonial cult though
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
He'll never recognise the violence of his own white colonial cult though
ABC out of touch with reality as usual
December 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
ABC out of touch with reality as usual
But that's not your grandmother, it's just another corporate data harvesting creep. Kind of reminiscent of that time Hannibal Lecter stole that guy's face.
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
But that's not your grandmother, it's just another corporate data harvesting creep. Kind of reminiscent of that time Hannibal Lecter stole that guy's face.
Talking about himself again I see
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Talking about himself again I see
Just another example of whiteness being an arbitrary and provisional concept rather than a concrete fact.
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Just another example of whiteness being an arbitrary and provisional concept rather than a concrete fact.
He'll accuse her of cheating because she has long hours of hard work ahead and won't be around to wipe his insecure incel ass
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
He'll accuse her of cheating because she has long hours of hard work ahead and won't be around to wipe his insecure incel ass
The choice between a stunted loser with a desire to make you smaller than he is, or a chance at a prestigious and worthwhile career hmmm 🤔
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The choice between a stunted loser with a desire to make you smaller than he is, or a chance at a prestigious and worthwhile career hmmm 🤔
Trump can't acknowledge the shame and disgust and guilt he feels for his own existence so he projects it externally every chance he can
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Trump can't acknowledge the shame and disgust and guilt he feels for his own existence so he projects it externally every chance he can
What's even worse is when everyone around you insists they're great, despite your awareness that something is really off about these 'idols'
December 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
What's even worse is when everyone around you insists they're great, despite your awareness that something is really off about these 'idols'
Glad to see this finally getting some traction
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Glad to see this finally getting some traction