David May
@onelungdave.bsky.social
Professional purveyor of vices and addictions. Master craftsman of liquid libations. Or a bartender if you want to be a dick about it.
Will drink whiskey on short notice.
Will drink whiskey on short notice.
Struggling to remember which hill the "good Denny's" was on.
February 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Struggling to remember which hill the "good Denny's" was on.
Actually met a Kezia in real life and wanted to marry both of her parents.
January 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Actually met a Kezia in real life and wanted to marry both of her parents.
It makes a good meal.
January 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It makes a good meal.
Came to the comments just for this.
January 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Came to the comments just for this.
I once heard someone say "absolutes are only for idiots and children."
January 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I once heard someone say "absolutes are only for idiots and children."
Could it have been a used copy of the book? And AJ Brown uses either of the two, and just so happened to really like the same passages?
This is how I just found out that I'm still scarred from my Anatomy/Physiology college texts...
This is how I just found out that I'm still scarred from my Anatomy/Physiology college texts...
January 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Could it have been a used copy of the book? And AJ Brown uses either of the two, and just so happened to really like the same passages?
This is how I just found out that I'm still scarred from my Anatomy/Physiology college texts...
This is how I just found out that I'm still scarred from my Anatomy/Physiology college texts...
I believe the professionals refer to that as a "win-win."
January 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I believe the professionals refer to that as a "win-win."
75 soft paired with damp January to turn us in to the best versions of ourselves.
January 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
75 soft paired with damp January to turn us in to the best versions of ourselves.
Seeing the Mariners projected to win ANYTHING always reminds me of the Dorktown video Secret Base did. Something something... forget history... something something... doomed... something something...
January 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Seeing the Mariners projected to win ANYTHING always reminds me of the Dorktown video Secret Base did. Something something... forget history... something something... doomed... something something...
Was out of town for awhile. Don't think for a second that I forgot.
January 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Was out of town for awhile. Don't think for a second that I forgot.
My two conversation modes are:
Slow head nods, short replies, moderate eye contact. Or...
Wild and uncontrollable body flailings, long winded/uninterruptable diatribes, and an unsettling amount of eye contact.
I don't get out much...
Slow head nods, short replies, moderate eye contact. Or...
Wild and uncontrollable body flailings, long winded/uninterruptable diatribes, and an unsettling amount of eye contact.
I don't get out much...
January 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My two conversation modes are:
Slow head nods, short replies, moderate eye contact. Or...
Wild and uncontrollable body flailings, long winded/uninterruptable diatribes, and an unsettling amount of eye contact.
I don't get out much...
Slow head nods, short replies, moderate eye contact. Or...
Wild and uncontrollable body flailings, long winded/uninterruptable diatribes, and an unsettling amount of eye contact.
I don't get out much...
I remember drafting him and saying out loud "I DON'T LIKE THIS."
These are the nights I'm glad God invented bourbon.
These are the nights I'm glad God invented bourbon.
December 29, 2024 at 3:25 AM
I remember drafting him and saying out loud "I DON'T LIKE THIS."
These are the nights I'm glad God invented bourbon.
These are the nights I'm glad God invented bourbon.
Live. Laugh. Toaster Bath.
December 24, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Live. Laugh. Toaster Bath.
Is that a cigarette burn on your kid's arm?
Where else do you put them out?
Where else do you put them out?
December 20, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Is that a cigarette burn on your kid's arm?
Where else do you put them out?
Where else do you put them out?
Everyone replying with terrible coffee has apparently never landed in MKE at 4am in December after 3 delays and an emergency re-route.
Gimme whatever sludge you can legally claim as coffee.
Gimme whatever sludge you can legally claim as coffee.
December 20, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Everyone replying with terrible coffee has apparently never landed in MKE at 4am in December after 3 delays and an emergency re-route.
Gimme whatever sludge you can legally claim as coffee.
Gimme whatever sludge you can legally claim as coffee.
Loved, nay, ***LOVED*** Worms. Forgot about this one. Clicked on the link and was reminded of another favorite: Arkanoid.
December 19, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Loved, nay, ***LOVED*** Worms. Forgot about this one. Clicked on the link and was reminded of another favorite: Arkanoid.
Nothing slaps harder than a chicken bake after roaming the concrete jungle high as a kite for a few hours on a Saturday afternoon.
December 19, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Nothing slaps harder than a chicken bake after roaming the concrete jungle high as a kite for a few hours on a Saturday afternoon.
This is me every time I walk up to a craps table.
December 18, 2024 at 8:27 PM
This is me every time I walk up to a craps table.
Christmas is now scheduled for every Saturday morning going forward.
December 18, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Christmas is now scheduled for every Saturday morning going forward.
I remember having this complete set. And now I'm sad because I no longer have it, but remember it.
December 16, 2024 at 8:47 PM
I remember having this complete set. And now I'm sad because I no longer have it, but remember it.
Nnamdi Asomugha was our personal sobriety test after a long night of drinking.
If someone could spell it correctly, they were driving.
If someone could spell it correctly, they were driving.
December 14, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Nnamdi Asomugha was our personal sobriety test after a long night of drinking.
If someone could spell it correctly, they were driving.
If someone could spell it correctly, they were driving.
What do you mean I can't walk in to a deli and urinate on the cheese?!?!
Paraphrasing The Vandal's "Anarchy Burger," of course.
Paraphrasing The Vandal's "Anarchy Burger," of course.
December 14, 2024 at 12:50 AM
What do you mean I can't walk in to a deli and urinate on the cheese?!?!
Paraphrasing The Vandal's "Anarchy Burger," of course.
Paraphrasing The Vandal's "Anarchy Burger," of course.
Reason #6,192 why I'm washed: I absolutely love a good label maker.
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Reason #6,192 why I'm washed: I absolutely love a good label maker.
Am in a fantasy football league that uses individual defensive players. Drafted him one year knowing nothing of him. He was the only reason I cared to watch Eagles games.
December 13, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Am in a fantasy football league that uses individual defensive players. Drafted him one year knowing nothing of him. He was the only reason I cared to watch Eagles games.
It blows my mind when people will berate you over your interests or hobbies. I'm not holding a gun to your head demanding YOU start doing crossword puzzles too.
December 12, 2024 at 10:26 PM
It blows my mind when people will berate you over your interests or hobbies. I'm not holding a gun to your head demanding YOU start doing crossword puzzles too.