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David May
@onelungdave.bsky.social
Professional purveyor of vices and addictions. Master craftsman of liquid libations. Or a bartender if you want to be a dick about it.

Will drink whiskey on short notice.
Struggling to remember which hill the "good Denny's" was on.
February 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Actually met a Kezia in real life and wanted to marry both of her parents.
January 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It makes a good meal.
January 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Came to the comments just for this.
January 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I once heard someone say "absolutes are only for idiots and children."
January 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Could it have been a used copy of the book? And AJ Brown uses either of the two, and just so happened to really like the same passages?

This is how I just found out that I'm still scarred from my Anatomy/Physiology college texts...
January 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I believe the professionals refer to that as a "win-win."
January 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
75 soft paired with damp January to turn us in to the best versions of ourselves.
January 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Seeing the Mariners projected to win ANYTHING always reminds me of the Dorktown video Secret Base did. Something something... forget history... something something... doomed... something something...
January 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Was out of town for awhile. Don't think for a second that I forgot.
January 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My two conversation modes are:
Slow head nods, short replies, moderate eye contact. Or...
Wild and uncontrollable body flailings, long winded/uninterruptable diatribes, and an unsettling amount of eye contact.
I don't get out much...
January 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I remember drafting him and saying out loud "I DON'T LIKE THIS."

These are the nights I'm glad God invented bourbon.
December 29, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Live. Laugh. Toaster Bath.
December 24, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Is that a cigarette burn on your kid's arm?
Where else do you put them out?
December 20, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Everyone replying with terrible coffee has apparently never landed in MKE at 4am in December after 3 delays and an emergency re-route.

Gimme whatever sludge you can legally claim as coffee.
December 20, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Loved, nay, ***LOVED*** Worms. Forgot about this one. Clicked on the link and was reminded of another favorite: Arkanoid.
December 19, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Nothing slaps harder than a chicken bake after roaming the concrete jungle high as a kite for a few hours on a Saturday afternoon.
December 19, 2024 at 1:49 AM
This is me every time I walk up to a craps table.
December 18, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Christmas is now scheduled for every Saturday morning going forward.
December 18, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I remember having this complete set. And now I'm sad because I no longer have it, but remember it.
December 16, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Nnamdi Asomugha was our personal sobriety test after a long night of drinking.

If someone could spell it correctly, they were driving.
December 14, 2024 at 7:18 PM
What do you mean I can't walk in to a deli and urinate on the cheese?!?!

Paraphrasing The Vandal's "Anarchy Burger," of course.
December 14, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Reason #6,192 why I'm washed: I absolutely love a good label maker.
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Am in a fantasy football league that uses individual defensive players. Drafted him one year knowing nothing of him. He was the only reason I cared to watch Eagles games.
December 13, 2024 at 1:26 AM
It blows my mind when people will berate you over your interests or hobbies. I'm not holding a gun to your head demanding YOU start doing crossword puzzles too.
December 12, 2024 at 10:26 PM