Claiming being the flatmate of someone who went on to be famous later is a career is a stretch even before you get to that

If you think you get a lifetime of protection under the current system you must have started early today

It does crop up in a lot more searches than you think but I’ve learnt now to just google the football scores if I’m in public

He’s the exact kind of guy I knew would like Get Hard

Not checking if I’ve remembered his name correctly - it’s better not to know

James Purnell retiring?

This is also why they scream so loud when you suggest any grooming inquiry shouldn’t ignore the victims of white rapists. They rely on people not looking