🧹✨ kaye 🐈⬛🌻🧺
@onelastunicorn.bsky.social
⚜️ 30+, she/her. chronic writer of adult bedtime stories ✨🧿
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⚜️ minors please do not follow or engage 🔞👋 18+ content
⚜️ ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/blackeyedblonde
⚜️ minors please do not follow or engage 🔞👋 18+ content
the drama plot thickens because he apparently wasn't referencing the weird message anna got on insta 🧐 it's something else afoot lol. what the hell is going on today
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
the drama plot thickens because he apparently wasn't referencing the weird message anna got on insta 🧐 it's something else afoot lol. what the hell is going on today
it had fuckin better 🔪
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
it had fuckin better 🔪
how your email finds me #frankenstein
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
how your email finds me #frankenstein
tweedfeather shared this pic of an english cottage attic bedroom with me a few weeks ago but I wanted to bring it back and mention how this is THE perfect ineffable husbands bedroom to not only make babies in, but also birth them. look at it. the cozy nesting vibes are immaculate
October 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
tweedfeather shared this pic of an english cottage attic bedroom with me a few weeks ago but I wanted to bring it back and mention how this is THE perfect ineffable husbands bedroom to not only make babies in, but also birth them. look at it. the cozy nesting vibes are immaculate
happy (inter?)national black cat day to me boy 🖤🐈⬛ Finny
October 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
happy (inter?)national black cat day to me boy 🖤🐈⬛ Finny
it took five months of hunting but I've manifested something incredible from the depths of 1999. I don't actually know if they're rancid or not, but I don't care, because this is a set prop for my deranged decor scheme more than anything 😂 more info to come at a later date
October 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
it took five months of hunting but I've manifested something incredible from the depths of 1999. I don't actually know if they're rancid or not, but I don't care, because this is a set prop for my deranged decor scheme more than anything 😂 more info to come at a later date
ALSO, I finished these books by J.M. Miro today. Ordinary Monsters and Bringer of Dust. if you want an alternative to HP but from a more adult and horror-filled perspective, highly recommend. multiracial and international cast of historical characters with equal importance in the narrative
October 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
ALSO, I finished these books by J.M. Miro today. Ordinary Monsters and Bringer of Dust. if you want an alternative to HP but from a more adult and horror-filled perspective, highly recommend. multiracial and international cast of historical characters with equal importance in the narrative
this morning's tarot pulls when my question of focus was if the 🍊 would pass away or be removed within the next six months. between now and march 2026 will be a bumpy ride!
1 the world (reversed)
2 the tower ⚡
3 5 of pntcls
4 2 of pntcls
5 10 of swords ⚰️
6 4 of wands
7 wheel of fortune
8 justice ⚖️
1 the world (reversed)
2 the tower ⚡
3 5 of pntcls
4 2 of pntcls
5 10 of swords ⚰️
6 4 of wands
7 wheel of fortune
8 justice ⚖️
October 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
this morning's tarot pulls when my question of focus was if the 🍊 would pass away or be removed within the next six months. between now and march 2026 will be a bumpy ride!
1 the world (reversed)
2 the tower ⚡
3 5 of pntcls
4 2 of pntcls
5 10 of swords ⚰️
6 4 of wands
7 wheel of fortune
8 justice ⚖️
1 the world (reversed)
2 the tower ⚡
3 5 of pntcls
4 2 of pntcls
5 10 of swords ⚰️
6 4 of wands
7 wheel of fortune
8 justice ⚖️
buzzballz made good on their word 🫡 the labuzzy has landed
September 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
buzzballz made good on their word 🫡 the labuzzy has landed
got to see this rainbow today and my dinky photos genuinely cannot do the magnitude and beauty of it justice! best one I've seen in my whole life. but I was so glad to have seen it in person 🌈 sometimes it's the little big things, guys
September 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
got to see this rainbow today and my dinky photos genuinely cannot do the magnitude and beauty of it justice! best one I've seen in my whole life. but I was so glad to have seen it in person 🌈 sometimes it's the little big things, guys
some fun nostalgia core, Green Day's 'American Idiot' album was released on this day (September 21) in 2004. good to see nothing has changed since then 👍
September 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
some fun nostalgia core, Green Day's 'American Idiot' album was released on this day (September 21) in 2004. good to see nothing has changed since then 👍
anyways this OG game was so goated you don't even understand. foundational to my psyche development as a young millennial horse girl
September 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
anyways this OG game was so goated you don't even understand. foundational to my psyche development as a young millennial horse girl
tell me how is it that the horse models in the barbie riding club game I played on fucking windows 98 (25+ years ago) look better than the horses in the new barbie horse trails game they're releasing on switch in 2025. modernity continues to be a vast disappointment
September 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
tell me how is it that the horse models in the barbie riding club game I played on fucking windows 98 (25+ years ago) look better than the horses in the new barbie horse trails game they're releasing on switch in 2025. modernity continues to be a vast disappointment
mini Crowley keeping a close watch on me from the hedgerow today, lol
September 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
mini Crowley keeping a close watch on me from the hedgerow today, lol
HEY, BREEDING KINK AFICIONADOS! EVERYBODY GET ON BOARD FOR #BREEDVEMBER IF YOU'RE NASTY 🗣️📣 this is not my event but I wanted to share the prompt image and host's source link from tumblr my buddies passed around on discord. mark thy calendars for some November revelry
www.tumblr.com/breedvember/...
www.tumblr.com/breedvember/...
September 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
HEY, BREEDING KINK AFICIONADOS! EVERYBODY GET ON BOARD FOR #BREEDVEMBER IF YOU'RE NASTY 🗣️📣 this is not my event but I wanted to share the prompt image and host's source link from tumblr my buddies passed around on discord. mark thy calendars for some November revelry
www.tumblr.com/breedvember/...
www.tumblr.com/breedvember/...
I'm going all in 🏊🏼♀️💦
August 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm going all in 🏊🏼♀️💦
niche post for niche people but the "Rainbath" shower gel by Neutrogena, the original amber liquid formula, smells like a softer & domestic version (South Downs Cottage Supremacy™️) of Crowley when you're in the shower. it's like a clean, cozy, warm autumnal spice without being overpowering
August 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
niche post for niche people but the "Rainbath" shower gel by Neutrogena, the original amber liquid formula, smells like a softer & domestic version (South Downs Cottage Supremacy™️) of Crowley when you're in the shower. it's like a clean, cozy, warm autumnal spice without being overpowering
acquired the sponge ✅📬
August 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
acquired the sponge ✅📬
their babies remind me of my Keiko and Louie when they were small 💕
August 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
their babies remind me of my Keiko and Louie when they were small 💕
I'd be interested in hearing from people who use tarot on this spread: May 21st of this year I posed a question on whether The 🍊 would survive his term or be replaced, and the Emperor card jumped from my shuffled deck almost immediately. followed by: Hanged Man, 7 of Swords, and 5 of Swords reversed
August 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I'd be interested in hearing from people who use tarot on this spread: May 21st of this year I posed a question on whether The 🍊 would survive his term or be replaced, and the Emperor card jumped from my shuffled deck almost immediately. followed by: Hanged Man, 7 of Swords, and 5 of Swords reversed
if you live in the US and send snail mail there's a very important purchase we must make beginning on August 1st
July 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
if you live in the US and send snail mail there's a very important purchase we must make beginning on August 1st
sick new mid century lamp to go with my DIY atomic shade 🤘🏼 thrifted straight out of the 1950s babie. $9.99
July 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
sick new mid century lamp to go with my DIY atomic shade 🤘🏼 thrifted straight out of the 1950s babie. $9.99
yes I am still playing petz in the year of the lord 2025. little bit of #y2k #nostalgia for the girlies (gn) who remember ✨ these are some of my mixed breeds as of late
July 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
yes I am still playing petz in the year of the lord 2025. little bit of #y2k #nostalgia for the girlies (gn) who remember ✨ these are some of my mixed breeds as of late
and ANOTHER ONE 🍌
July 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
and ANOTHER ONE 🍌
had a bunch of splash watercolor paper already made from my failed Lafufu project a few weekends ago and decided to fuck around with lower stakes and also glitter
July 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
had a bunch of splash watercolor paper already made from my failed Lafufu project a few weekends ago and decided to fuck around with lower stakes and also glitter