onehumanbeer.bsky.social
@onehumanbeer.bsky.social
You had me excited in the first half then I saw it was on Prime. Ugh. Fuck Jeff Bezos.
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Elites don’t care about your criming unless your criming hurts elites. As long as you aren’t murdering CEOs or protesting, they just DO. NOT. CARE.
January 29, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I guess, at best, you can take the Jackson Pollack approach. A lot of his art was semi-random.
January 29, 2026 at 7:13 PM
It’s proof we aren’t living in a simulation. Take that, physicists!
January 29, 2026 at 7:12 PM
He is as big a piece of shit as Miller. Anyone saying Homan is going to be better is an op.
January 29, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I’d like to ask governor Landry how he could be such an evil fucking bastard.
January 29, 2026 at 5:44 PM
It’s always some ugly white dude with a big fat head.
January 29, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Why?
January 29, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Cute couple! Hahahaha.
January 29, 2026 at 4:48 PM
That sounds like the White family of West Virginia’s daily routine.
January 29, 2026 at 4:43 PM
GM should honestly be ended as a company for something like this.
January 29, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Marvel wishes this kind of shit moved the needle still.
January 29, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Scream this fact loudly and proudly to every dem rep! If they don’t get it, vote them out.
January 29, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Yikes! That would be like getting coal for Christmas after expecting a pony.
January 29, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Quoting prediction markets is journalistic malpractice of the rankest sort.
January 29, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I’d vote for you, were you in my district! We need more fighters like you and less quislings like Jeffries.
January 29, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Fuck you, Mark, for giving DHS 90 billion dollars. Real smart move, dick head.
January 29, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Ohio is a Nazi hell hole.
January 29, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Old politicians have Israel brain. They must go, especially the Dems like Schumer running interference for Israel.
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 PM