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Stop by and have One Hell of a Christmas with some hellishly hilarious Metal renditions of your Holiday favorites! Yule get a kick out of it!
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One Hell of a Christmas!!!
Holiday favorites covered in Metal fashion!
Take us seriously and you'll get a lump of coal!

Stream!
linktr.ee/onehellofachristmas

Download/buy!
onehellofachristmas.bandcamp.com

Yule get a kick out of it!
See you all next year!
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December 30, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Merry METAL Christmas!

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December 25, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Hail Santa! Here’s a groovy, thrashy rendition of Up on the Housetop to wake you up like an annoying alarm clock.

onehellofachristmas.bandcamp.com/track/up-on-...
Up on the Housetop, by One Hell of a Christmas
from the album Horrific Holiday Music for the Jaded Masses, Volume I
onehellofachristmas.bandcamp.com
December 24, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Reposted by One Hell of a Christmas!!!
The Christmas Tree in Space...
December 23, 2024 at 4:35 PM
December 23, 2024 at 8:06 PM
“Christmas Carol From Hell” 🔥
(Instrumental Metal rendition of Carol of the Bells)

onehellofachristmas.bandcamp.com/track/christ...
Christmas Carol from Hell, by One Hell of a Christmas
from the album Horrific Holiday Music for the Jaded Masses, Volume I
onehellofachristmas.bandcamp.com
December 23, 2024 at 8:03 PM
December 23, 2024 at 8:00 PM
A thrashy, power metal take on "Twelve Days of Christmas".
Crank it!

onehellofachristmas.bandcamp.com/track/the-tw...
The Twelve Days of Christmas, by One Hell of a Christmas
from the album Horrific Holiday Music for the Jaded Masses, Volume I
onehellofachristmas.bandcamp.com
December 23, 2024 at 5:14 PM
If you park your car like any of these all the time at public places, Santa is delivering reindeer shit down your chimney.

www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlacon...
19 Parking Jobs That Are So Bad They're Almost Good
We can put a man on the moon, but we still can't figure out how to park.
www.buzzfeed.com
December 23, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Serious post:

If you're going to drink this holiday season, DON'T drink and drive.
Call a friend, parent, relative, Uber/Lyft, cab, walk, or stay home or at a house of a friend, parent, relative.
Don't be stupid as to put yourself and others in danger.
Indulge and have fun responsibly and wisely.
December 23, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Some pretty wickedly outstanding gifts that will scare the living daylights out of those who are faint of heart, that's for sure.
You accidentally wrote to Satan instead of Santa, what are you getting for Christmas 🎄
December 23, 2024 at 1:50 PM
To those of you who drink alcohol during the holiday season: What's your go to drink each year?
December 23, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Today is Festivus!

Feast like there's no tomorrow, air your grievances with passion and conviction, show those feats of strength with reckless and rambunctious wrestling, and just maybe you'll have a miracle. Or two. Or none. Whatever, just let it be fun! Life is all about fun!
December 23, 2024 at 1:13 PM
A work of genius. A film we love to watch each year.
Hail Krampus!
December 23, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Bands that WE love to listen to!

Spinal Tap
GWAR
Venom
Motorhead
Pentagram
Iron Maiden
Frank Zappa
Slayer
Mercyful Fate
Cradle of Filth
December 23, 2024 at 12:44 PM
What do we think?

Metal always wins!! 🤘
December 23, 2024 at 12:38 PM
One Hell of a Christmas!!!
Holiday favorites covered in Metal fashion!
Take us seriously and you'll get a lump of coal!

Stream!
linktr.ee/onehellofachristmas

Download/buy!
onehellofachristmas.bandcamp.com

Yule get a kick out of it!
December 23, 2024 at 12:30 PM
A long long long time ago, a group of us elves were banned from the North Pole for reckless and mischievous behavior.
Before banishment we quickly made our own instruments in Santa's workshop and rehearsed a bunch of holiday favorites in old school Metal style.
Now here we are!
December 23, 2024 at 12:25 PM