My laptop hasn't been touched in weeks so it was whatever was installed last night, which I've undone. Unfortunately it didn't fix anything.

Nevermind, rolling back updates didn't fix shit. The search continues, I guess.

Well, that makes fixing it a lot easier

It's called efficiency

Old

That too

100%
She even says "yous"

Probably?

I assume that comes later

You're right

I didn't think about it too hard, it just had to say something on the can. I do hate beer though

Nah. No amount of fiddling with settings is fixing this one

Same wife as before just angrier

When you're right, you're right

Maybe. I really don't want to have to wipe everything if I can help it, especially if it's a drawing tablet issue that can be solved without going to those lengths. My regular mouse doesn't have any problems, it's specifically the tablet.

Just tried with a few of my older ones. I don't think it's a hardware issue.