Norman Jenson
@onegoodmove.bsky.social
Writer of micro-fiction, micro memoirs, and short vignettes living in Sandy, Utah
Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they have, to fight back. sign.moveon.org/petitions/ki...
Reinstate Jimmy Kimmel and stop caving to authoritarian censorship!
Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they ...
sign.moveon.org
September 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they have, to fight back. sign.moveon.org/petitions/ki...
You may have a problem if you quit noticing your hand going in and out of a potato chip bag.
June 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
You may have a problem if you quit noticing your hand going in and out of a potato chip bag.
The Weather Bureau has quit making predictions, having recently got it mostly wrong, and now only makes observations that it mostly gets right.
February 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The Weather Bureau has quit making predictions, having recently got it mostly wrong, and now only makes observations that it mostly gets right.
Donald Trump is like a dog that never wags its tail.
February 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Donald Trump is like a dog that never wags its tail.
Why attend a Blue Angels airshow when you can see a murmuration of starlings deliver a performance the Angels will never match?
February 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Why attend a Blue Angels airshow when you can see a murmuration of starlings deliver a performance the Angels will never match?
"Blue skies smilin' at me
Nothin' but blue skies do I see"
Nothin' but blue skies do I see"
January 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"Blue skies smilin' at me
Nothin' but blue skies do I see"
Nothin' but blue skies do I see"
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Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
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Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
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January 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
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Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Donald Trump should be in prison.
Share if you agree.
One of Those Moments
She was on the phone straightening out her prescription order for automatic delivery, and when she finished, she said to the dog, "All right, I got my order for all my meds in; now I need to go pee." And the man said, "I'm still here."
She was on the phone straightening out her prescription order for automatic delivery, and when she finished, she said to the dog, "All right, I got my order for all my meds in; now I need to go pee." And the man said, "I'm still here."
January 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
One of Those Moments
She was on the phone straightening out her prescription order for automatic delivery, and when she finished, she said to the dog, "All right, I got my order for all my meds in; now I need to go pee." And the man said, "I'm still here."
She was on the phone straightening out her prescription order for automatic delivery, and when she finished, she said to the dog, "All right, I got my order for all my meds in; now I need to go pee." And the man said, "I'm still here."
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Donald Trump launched a cryptocurrency sh*tcoin 3 days before his inauguration knowing he's going to deregulate crypto.
Staggering levels of blatant corruption.
Staggering levels of blatant corruption.
January 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Donald Trump launched a cryptocurrency sh*tcoin 3 days before his inauguration knowing he's going to deregulate crypto.
Staggering levels of blatant corruption.
Staggering levels of blatant corruption.
It stopped hours ago, the snow. A few flakes are still lingering on the branches, taking turns, waiting for the right moment, like surfers waiting for the perfect wave and then casting off and dancing in the wind.
January 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It stopped hours ago, the snow. A few flakes are still lingering on the branches, taking turns, waiting for the right moment, like surfers waiting for the perfect wave and then casting off and dancing in the wind.
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I just spit out my tea.
January 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I just spit out my tea.
When I'm in bed, the dog likes to lie near the Atlas, the top bone in my cervical spine, also called C1. I don't much care for it, so I order her farther down the bed, which she accedes to, but not happily.
January 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
When I'm in bed, the dog likes to lie near the Atlas, the top bone in my cervical spine, also called C1. I don't much care for it, so I order her farther down the bed, which she accedes to, but not happily.
I recently refilled the upside-down bird feeder with suet after a long period of neglect. The Downy woodpecker has yet to discover the new supply. In the past, the Downy checked the feeder often, but finding it empty, he apparently adopted a “fool me once” philosophy.
January 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I recently refilled the upside-down bird feeder with suet after a long period of neglect. The Downy woodpecker has yet to discover the new supply. In the past, the Downy checked the feeder often, but finding it empty, he apparently adopted a “fool me once” philosophy.
I recently refilled the upside-down bird feeder with suet after a long period of neglect. The downy woodpecker has yet to discover the new supply. In the past, the downy checked the feeder often, but finding it empty, he has apparently succumbed to a fool me once philosophy.
January 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I recently refilled the upside-down bird feeder with suet after a long period of neglect. The downy woodpecker has yet to discover the new supply. In the past, the downy checked the feeder often, but finding it empty, he has apparently succumbed to a fool me once philosophy.
A dark-eyed junco confronted a house finch on the deck over spilled birdseed. The junco prevailed.
January 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A dark-eyed junco confronted a house finch on the deck over spilled birdseed. The junco prevailed.
William Carlos Williams
so much depends.
upon
a red wheel
barrow
glazed with rain
water
beside the white
chicken
Why is the red wheelbarrow beside the white chicken rather than vice versa? Asks Stephen Markson
so much depends.
upon
a red wheel
barrow
glazed with rain
water
beside the white
chicken
Why is the red wheelbarrow beside the white chicken rather than vice versa? Asks Stephen Markson
January 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
William Carlos Williams
so much depends.
upon
a red wheel
barrow
glazed with rain
water
beside the white
chicken
Why is the red wheelbarrow beside the white chicken rather than vice versa? Asks Stephen Markson
so much depends.
upon
a red wheel
barrow
glazed with rain
water
beside the white
chicken
Why is the red wheelbarrow beside the white chicken rather than vice versa? Asks Stephen Markson
Reposted by Norman Jenson
The emperor has no mind, no morals, no empathy, no vocabulary, nothing.
January 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The emperor has no mind, no morals, no empathy, no vocabulary, nothing.
Donald Trump has been recognized as Times Person of the Year for the most farts in public by an asshole. 💩
January 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Donald Trump has been recognized as Times Person of the Year for the most farts in public by an asshole. 💩
The thing I miss most about childhood is my weekly allowance.
January 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The thing I miss most about childhood is my weekly allowance.
Behold, there is a man named Zuckerberg, who virtue signals about virtue signaling.
January 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Behold, there is a man named Zuckerberg, who virtue signals about virtue signaling.
My watch demands that I stand again. I raise my arm high above my head, thinking I might fool the watch and ensure that I meet my activity goal—it doesn't.
January 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My watch demands that I stand again. I raise my arm high above my head, thinking I might fool the watch and ensure that I meet my activity goal—it doesn't.
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
December 30, 2024 at 1:02 PM
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
It's hard to know for sure, but I think the idea of putting a second story on a building was discovered by a reader who, not finding enough space for his books, stacked them.
December 28, 2024 at 8:48 PM
It's hard to know for sure, but I think the idea of putting a second story on a building was discovered by a reader who, not finding enough space for his books, stacked them.