OneDishwasher
@onedishwasher.bsky.social
Meteorologist. Maryland. Member of Local 208. America's most fervent Preston North End supporter.
I hope Waymo programmed in what to do when you see a dirt bike gang or a Grinch driving a motorcycle (also from this week)
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I hope Waymo programmed in what to do when you see a dirt bike gang or a Grinch driving a motorcycle (also from this week)
yes! L'Absinthe by Degas. The other face I make all the time is from Manet's "A Bar at the Folies-Bergère"
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
yes! L'Absinthe by Degas. The other face I make all the time is from Manet's "A Bar at the Folies-Bergère"
I have no idea what I would agree to if I was a recruit Marcus Freeman is trying to woo
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I have no idea what I would agree to if I was a recruit Marcus Freeman is trying to woo
Hey! No fair making fun of us while we're all snowed in and can't defend ourselves and our college basketball team looks crummy
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hey! No fair making fun of us while we're all snowed in and can't defend ourselves and our college basketball team looks crummy
Checking in from upstate New York
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Checking in from upstate New York
I think Mississippi State's problems stem from the fundamental mismatch of logos. You can't have a script one on your field and then go with the block letters on your helmet
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I think Mississippi State's problems stem from the fundamental mismatch of logos. You can't have a script one on your field and then go with the block letters on your helmet
oh man I am a sucker for a soccer kit with a sash, but these are unusually good
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
oh man I am a sucker for a soccer kit with a sash, but these are unusually good
I had no idea y'all were so bougie, lol
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I had no idea y'all were so bougie, lol
"...and 30 is the opposite of 30" Thanks, AI!!
November 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"...and 30 is the opposite of 30" Thanks, AI!!
Oh hell yeah I don't care if they allow this or not, Gift Monday can do this all day
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Oh hell yeah I don't care if they allow this or not, Gift Monday can do this all day
You know it's ugly weather today when CBS is using generic "Washington DC footage" from like, last summer in the lead-in to the Washington Spirit -Portland Thorns game.
Real life is shades of grey
Real life is shades of grey
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
You know it's ugly weather today when CBS is using generic "Washington DC footage" from like, last summer in the lead-in to the Washington Spirit -Portland Thorns game.
Real life is shades of grey
Real life is shades of grey
These Trader Joe's pie crusts suck. One star (they're big)
But if I'm going to have to piece this all together I might as well make the dough from scratch
But if I'm going to have to piece this all together I might as well make the dough from scratch
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
These Trader Joe's pie crusts suck. One star (they're big)
But if I'm going to have to piece this all together I might as well make the dough from scratch
But if I'm going to have to piece this all together I might as well make the dough from scratch
Good helmet matchup tonight: K versus A
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Good helmet matchup tonight: K versus A
the rest is just patience and a wooden spoon
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
the rest is just patience and a wooden spoon
"first you make a roux"
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"first you make a roux"
My in-law's *exquisite* china from the early 1970s is so iconic. Love visiting grandpa and getting time machine coffee
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My in-law's *exquisite* china from the early 1970s is so iconic. Love visiting grandpa and getting time machine coffee
Game wasn't a fluke, either. Look at this dang box score. Game of inches.
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Game wasn't a fluke, either. Look at this dang box score. Game of inches.