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OneDirtyWitch
@onedirtywitch.bsky.social
It is my white privilege to speak for those who cannot. 💕

HELL IS REAL

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Chinga la Migra 🇲🇽
11th Province 🇨🇦
I got yelled at by an old guy for parking in a handicap spot for less than 1 min for a DoorDash order. Showed him my placard.

He asked "Is that yours or someone else's?" so I said "It's mine. I have lupus, but thanks!" and left.

I wonder what disability he had to make him such a fukken jerk. 🤔
December 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Spot the Cat: Void Edition
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON! Xmas Edition

I found this at a local Meijer store in Dayton Ohio 😆

My cat, Fenrir Bogwater, is helping me with the quest now.

www.meijer.com/shopping/pro...

#skyrim #bethesda #videogames #videogame #rpg #elderscrolls #meridiasbeacon #quest #lol #funny #meme
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Reposted by OneDirtyWitch
Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
2025 Bingo: Hitler micropenis sad trombone 🤣
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I just watched a #ChickFilA commercial where the cow is giving free haircuts in a barber shop. clearly trying to attract POC but when I pick up orders to #DoorDash from them (I would never give them my money) every location lacks the #magic of the #melanin 🙄😬💃🏻
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I almost texted someone "flu and COVID shota" instead of "shots" and that is much more gross I think

(plz don't Google "shota", youngins)
November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
$111 Winter Candy Apple for $49 🤌🏻

to add to the dragon hoard under my bathroom sink (beige is this year, red is last year)
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
lol Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Not all humans are raging idiots. Some of us are occasional morons. Part-time dumbasses.
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
teenage meme dream came true tonight

see you, space cowboy...

(for reference: knowyourmeme.com/memes/za-war...)
November 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
hello welcome to my home this is my cat Mr. Brumbles. he doesn't bite, except he does bite fingernails, so please spend the entire night with your hands in a closed fist. thank you for coming.
November 2, 2025 at 10:02 AM
this episode again?! FUCK 😭 #DS9 #startrek #trekkie #imnotcryingyourecrying
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I've got so much fukken rizz when I walk through any MicroCenter
October 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
not being able to say the N-word is kind of a bummer but at least I can jam to MmmBop full-volume anywhere I want #wpp
October 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
what's tonight about? oh. O'Brien Must Suffer okay then
October 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
a beautiful gem for you

youtu.be/hQGLNPJ9VCE?...
SCRAPER BIKE
YouTube video by SpenSpenni
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
"what is it?" friend is moustache-shaped! #caterpillar #dog #cute #animals #notAI
October 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
jowboy jat
October 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
tonight's #DS9 episode is "The Visitor" so we gon' cry tonight
October 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
my TV played a recruitment ad for I.C.E. so naturally I had to throw the whole thing in the dumpster
October 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
When I was Dashing earlier I parked by a car covered in quality meme stickers and left them some Halloween stickers and a note that said "nice meme-mobile but does it go over 9000?!?!!!"
October 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM