OneDirtyWitch
@onedirtywitch.bsky.social
It is my white privilege to speak for those who cannot. 💕
HELL IS REAL
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Chinga la Migra 🇲🇽
11th Province 🇨🇦
HELL IS REAL
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Chinga la Migra 🇲🇽
11th Province 🇨🇦
I got yelled at by an old guy for parking in a handicap spot for less than 1 min for a DoorDash order. Showed him my placard.
He asked "Is that yours or someone else's?" so I said "It's mine. I have lupus, but thanks!" and left.
I wonder what disability he had to make him such a fukken jerk. 🤔
He asked "Is that yours or someone else's?" so I said "It's mine. I have lupus, but thanks!" and left.
I wonder what disability he had to make him such a fukken jerk. 🤔
December 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I got yelled at by an old guy for parking in a handicap spot for less than 1 min for a DoorDash order. Showed him my placard.
He asked "Is that yours or someone else's?" so I said "It's mine. I have lupus, but thanks!" and left.
I wonder what disability he had to make him such a fukken jerk. 🤔
He asked "Is that yours or someone else's?" so I said "It's mine. I have lupus, but thanks!" and left.
I wonder what disability he had to make him such a fukken jerk. 🤔
Spot the Cat: Void Edition
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Spot the Cat: Void Edition
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON! Xmas Edition
I found this at a local Meijer store in Dayton Ohio 😆
My cat, Fenrir Bogwater, is helping me with the quest now.
www.meijer.com/shopping/pro...
#skyrim #bethesda #videogames #videogame #rpg #elderscrolls #meridiasbeacon #quest #lol #funny #meme
I found this at a local Meijer store in Dayton Ohio 😆
My cat, Fenrir Bogwater, is helping me with the quest now.
www.meijer.com/shopping/pro...
#skyrim #bethesda #videogames #videogame #rpg #elderscrolls #meridiasbeacon #quest #lol #funny #meme
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON! Xmas Edition
I found this at a local Meijer store in Dayton Ohio 😆
My cat, Fenrir Bogwater, is helping me with the quest now.
www.meijer.com/shopping/pro...
#skyrim #bethesda #videogames #videogame #rpg #elderscrolls #meridiasbeacon #quest #lol #funny #meme
I found this at a local Meijer store in Dayton Ohio 😆
My cat, Fenrir Bogwater, is helping me with the quest now.
www.meijer.com/shopping/pro...
#skyrim #bethesda #videogames #videogame #rpg #elderscrolls #meridiasbeacon #quest #lol #funny #meme
Reposted by OneDirtyWitch
Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
2025 Bingo: Hitler micropenis sad trombone 🤣
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
2025 Bingo: Hitler micropenis sad trombone 🤣
I just watched a #ChickFilA commercial where the cow is giving free haircuts in a barber shop. clearly trying to attract POC but when I pick up orders to #DoorDash from them (I would never give them my money) every location lacks the #magic of the #melanin 🙄😬💃🏻
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I just watched a #ChickFilA commercial where the cow is giving free haircuts in a barber shop. clearly trying to attract POC but when I pick up orders to #DoorDash from them (I would never give them my money) every location lacks the #magic of the #melanin 🙄😬💃🏻
I almost texted someone "flu and COVID shota" instead of "shots" and that is much more gross I think
(plz don't Google "shota", youngins)
(plz don't Google "shota", youngins)
November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I almost texted someone "flu and COVID shota" instead of "shots" and that is much more gross I think
(plz don't Google "shota", youngins)
(plz don't Google "shota", youngins)
$111 Winter Candy Apple for $49 🤌🏻
to add to the dragon hoard under my bathroom sink (beige is this year, red is last year)
to add to the dragon hoard under my bathroom sink (beige is this year, red is last year)
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
$111 Winter Candy Apple for $49 🤌🏻
to add to the dragon hoard under my bathroom sink (beige is this year, red is last year)
to add to the dragon hoard under my bathroom sink (beige is this year, red is last year)
lol Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
lol Dick Cheney
Not all humans are raging idiots. Some of us are occasional morons. Part-time dumbasses.
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Not all humans are raging idiots. Some of us are occasional morons. Part-time dumbasses.
teenage meme dream came true tonight
see you, space cowboy...
(for reference: knowyourmeme.com/memes/za-war...)
see you, space cowboy...
(for reference: knowyourmeme.com/memes/za-war...)
November 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
teenage meme dream came true tonight
see you, space cowboy...
(for reference: knowyourmeme.com/memes/za-war...)
see you, space cowboy...
(for reference: knowyourmeme.com/memes/za-war...)
hello welcome to my home this is my cat Mr. Brumbles. he doesn't bite, except he does bite fingernails, so please spend the entire night with your hands in a closed fist. thank you for coming.
November 2, 2025 at 10:02 AM
hello welcome to my home this is my cat Mr. Brumbles. he doesn't bite, except he does bite fingernails, so please spend the entire night with your hands in a closed fist. thank you for coming.
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I've got so much fukken rizz when I walk through any MicroCenter
October 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I've got so much fukken rizz when I walk through any MicroCenter
what's tonight about? oh. O'Brien Must Suffer okay then
October 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
what's tonight about? oh. O'Brien Must Suffer okay then
October 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
my TV played a recruitment ad for I.C.E. so naturally I had to throw the whole thing in the dumpster
October 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
my TV played a recruitment ad for I.C.E. so naturally I had to throw the whole thing in the dumpster
When I was Dashing earlier I parked by a car covered in quality meme stickers and left them some Halloween stickers and a note that said "nice meme-mobile but does it go over 9000?!?!!!"
October 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
When I was Dashing earlier I parked by a car covered in quality meme stickers and left them some Halloween stickers and a note that said "nice meme-mobile but does it go over 9000?!?!!!"