Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫
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Ryan 'Hiddenite' Last-name-is-a-River🤫
@oneaveragebrit.bsky.social
Not much to say, just your average 30 something gay Brit/UK citizen trying to survive this dog eat dog world.

🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️I stand by my fellow LGBTQ+🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈
Well done labour for putting down Fox hunts as banned by 2030 in the uk!

Best news ive heard all Christmas, its 2025 and yet somehow the Rich Toffs in the uk still hunts animals for "sport" yet we're told if you kill defenceless animals, you're on the right path to become a serial killer...
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You know whats confusing, right-wing logic.

"The Islamic state are evil and child groomers, hut dubai is such an wonderful place, the people there are welcoming and the princes are to die for"
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Seriously, how dumb is the FBI and DOJ to put a 4chan video of an ai generated video of Epsteins cell in thr Epstein files.... its official the country is ran by incels and preteens(tbh makes sense with a pedophile president)
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Imagine being #Wetherspoons (UK pub chain that eveyone hates for good reasons) and your one review says "at least they're cheaper than Clarksons pub) I mean, take a look at #Clarkson's pub, his food and atmosphere, the drinks 8-11 pounds a pop. Poor sods, they're just going to a wetherspoons 2.0
December 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
#StephenYaxley-Lennon hates Muslims, cals them perverts, terroust, child abusers, pedos ect ect, but hes okay taking his kids to dubai to watch Andrew tate fight...
December 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
#EpsteinFiles = "Americas little black book"

Fitting seeing as the files are 90% redacted and it just looks like someone screenshot their phone 80 times while it was locked
December 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This is will tickel you, Nottinghamshire union jack flags have been "removed" by the public after 4 days 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

And now we're waiting for #areformuk and #LeeAnderson to make us pay more taxes to for the PVC flags... YES THE FLAGS THEY PUT UP ARE MADE OF PVC!!!!!
December 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Gen zs were supposed to be the future, but they tuned out to be baby boomers...
December 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I've just noticed how @zackpolanski.bsky.social and #NigelFarage are two sides of the same coin.. both offers false hope while taking your paycheck off you.
December 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Thank god 2025 is almost over...
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
New nickname for #LizTruss

Lizzy Trussia
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I find it wild that a Uk bus driver gets paid more then a residential doctor.

And its not like bus drivers are on time either...
December 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Awee poor little #StephenYaxley-lennon went to dubai, got interviewed to platform hos rascism towards Muslims.... IN DUBAI! and then runs way when a British boxer calls him out.
December 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
🚨Attention🚨

Don't want to fight for the "war thats about to happen with Russia anyday now..."
And you want to avoid being drafted, just tell them "Sorry, I didn't vote for reformuk, i'm not patriotic enough but i still support my troops"
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Is it bad if I keep mixing John Krasinski with Zachary Levi and vise versa?

Its like i mix up Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel(but thats due to both of them being talk show hosts named Jimmy!
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If the Tories and Reformuk love trump and and America so much, why don't they fuck off and live there?
December 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
This just in 99.5% of England has had there memories wiped... only.5% are still remembering the last 20 years....

Good god England is about to be wiped off the map by 2027
December 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
268.000 #ReformukMembers

Thats exactly how many men #BonnieBlue shagged.
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
December 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
So #BonnieBlue is not only a walking std test tube, but shes also a groomer... this a is straight white British women who fucked off out the uk, went to Australia grabbed some kids, fucked off to Bali and filmed porn, with the kids she just kidnapped and got them to film her fucking... 🤢🤢🤢🤢
December 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The people getting upset that Labour in the uk is capping bus fares at £3, only to have them day "the tories capped it at £2" and all I can think was when bus fares was 1.20p for a single adult ticket and 50p for child/under 16s. And the tories raised them by 50% and then cut millions of pounds-
December 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Nigel Farage: "Never trust a tory"

Also Nigel Farage: *Hires more tories instead of paying his taxes*
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Far left and far right, two sides of the same coin... both are just a bunch of mardy guts with clear vision of a future, just say repeat it like a broken record and blame others for their faults...
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Screw the term Useful Idiots.

Call them Loyal Idiots
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Dotcom bubble housing bubble AI bubble

When we going to get the misinformation bubble and when will that pop. Im waiting
December 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM